Thomas Odongo

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@Dartte__45 Otukwi

Elder cousins of Satan, they're the balaam of Satan, don't look them in the eyes or touch if you're a Teso man, wowowo! Top notch provocateurs, vindictive AF, one partner to death(there's no leaving) but if you're not a Teso man, they're soft like a Toro nyash, humble and submissive. 😂

@DailyMonitor So, one round is enough?

Police investigate as man collapses, dies during sexual intercourse in bush ''He allegedly collapsed during the second round,” Mr Lubega said bit.ly/4uVJa7d?utm_me…  #MonitorUpdates

@MaleAdvocate28 That's a good start

Told a friend of mine who wanted a 400k loan that I only had 10k right now, and she told me to send it 🙌🥹

What if farming could become smarter, faster and more resilient to climate change? 🌱 Modern agriculture is transforming how farmers grow, harvest and preserve food through innovation, precision and climate-smart solutions. Smart sensors, drones and data analytics are already helping Ugandan farmers: ✅ Reduce waste
✅ Lower costs
✅ Increase yields
✅ Protect soil health Mechanisation is also reducing labour and improving efficiency, while cold chain storage is helping farmers preserve quality and extend shelf life. Solar-powered irrigation and processing are also enabling farmers to produce more sustainably using clean renewable energy. Through @aBiDevt’s #GRASP programme, modern agriculture is no longer out of reach for Uganda’s smallholder farmers. Are you ready for Lima Smart? 👇 #LimaSmart #WeAreaBi #aBiGrasp

@RuhangaEd The translation. Huuuh 😂😂🤣

GrandMa : Buhoro, Buhoro gye 🫂 Me : Gumitee

@TheMithMusic They all looking good. Beautiful people

Happy 80th Dad.❤️❤️❤️ Happy Mothers Day, Mom.❤️❤️❤️ Big Sis Not Focused On The Speech😂😂😂❤️

𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗽: 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗣𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗶 🏉🇺🇬🔥 @piratesrugbyUG have officially started their campaign for the Enterprise Cup final against @RfcKabras to be held at RFUEA Grounds in Nairobi on 30th May, 2026. The launch of the road to the finale was graced by the @UgandaRugby Vice President – Commercial, Eric Butime, who applauded the work done by the Pirates to get to this stage of the Enterprise Cup. #KawowoUpdates

Michelle and I can’t wait for you to visit the Obama Presidential Center! Starting on June 19, the Center will be open to the public, and you’ll be able to check out the Museum along with public spaces like a new branch of the Chicago Public Library with a reading room, a two-acre playground, a fruit and vegetable garden, and more. Tickets available at tickets.obama.org.

OL Lyonnes’ arrivals fits 😎🔥 #UWCL || @adidasfootball

@iamarnoldworld A few days ago, a staged boda rider wanted 5k from Shell Kireka to the Kyambogo University eastern gate. A moving boda rider asked for 2k, & I gave him the 2k. Someone I was with negotiated his own ride down to 1k 😂😂😂

Ugandans whenever a boda man on stage calls them. 😂

@DokitaSharon Been a Chelsea fan since 2006 when I was in P.6. Blue for 20 years

Chelsea deep in my heart. The team i have supported since early 2000s! When I got married ,I somehow went low on the team to support hubby's team ,Manu. But like the saying, you don't forget where you have come from.

Through the Agriculture Inputs and Technologies Uganda (AITU) project, @aBiDevt, under its Green Agrifood Systems Program (#GRASP), is supporting @AFAPPartnership to help smallholder farmers to access affordable and quality inputs, including fertilizers and seeds. In addition, the AITU project supports soil management practices, including soil testing, which helps farmers understand soil nutrients and apply the right inputs for better productivity, higher yields, and reduced production costs. Watch as @VictoriaKokunda, Credit & Risk Management Officer @AFAPPartnership, explains the AITU project and how it has benefited smallholder farmers. @DKinUganda @EUinUG @equator_seeds @GrainpulseUG @NasecoSeeds

@Melanieyiga @Qrisy_Qrisy Jesus 🤣🤣🤣 And the way the girls be looking innocent

@Qrisy_Qrisy Nga lwaki nedda before even asking nga your gal has given you the list ,what they do and pics 😅😅

Do girls also ask fellow girls “you have men there?” because you invite a homie out and the first question is “Olina ebikazi?” 😂

Congratulations to Ms. Meera Ruparelia on her appointment to represent the Board of Directors on the Victoria University Council. Her role at the Council reflects both trust and responsibility, and we are confident her leadership will help guide the university’s continued progress. Wishing her every success in this new chapter. vu.ac.ug⁠

#LONGREAD: If you're building a global marathon, you can't wait for runners to find you. You have to go out and find them. This weekend, we were in Cape Town. Four days at the #TwoOceansMarathon — one of Southern Africa's greatest race weekends — talking to hundreds of runners from across the world about a country most of them had never considered running in: Uganda. Not the Uganda of outdated travel warnings or half-remembered geography lessons. The Uganda of red dirt roads and equatorial light at 6:30am. The Uganda where you can stand at the source of the Nile, watch a thunderstorm roll across Lake Edward from the back of a land cruiser, and eat better than you expected in a town most people couldn't find on a map. The Uganda where chimpanzees have been waging a "civil war" — behaviour so complex it's been making headlines around the world. Where lions climb trees (nobody told them they aren't supposed to, apparently). Where mountain gorillas watch you with a patience and intelligence that stops you mid-breath. This is what we were selling in Cape Town this weekend. Not just split times and elevation charts. A country. The #TuskerLiteRwenzoriMarathon is a World Athletics Label race — one of only ~200 in the world — that starts at the Equator inside Queen Elizabeth National Park and finishes in Kasese town under the Rwenzori Mountains. The Mountains of the Moon. Glaciers at the equator. Cloud forests. Rivers that feed the Nile. A landscape so extraordinary that Ptolemy wrote about it in 150 AD and explorers spent centuries trying to find it. Come for the marathon. Stay for everything else. Get off the beaten path. Do a game drive where you won't recognise the lodge from anyone else's Instagram. Hike mountains that haven't been photographed into cliché. Sit with a Rwenzori guide who knows every trail, every bird, every story. Eat roast plantain and drink Rwenzori water straight from a mountain spring. Watch the sun go down over the Albertine Rift and understand, finally, why people who've been to Uganda always go back. This is what we've been doing — taking the marathon on the road to find the runners who haven't found Uganda yet. We were in Nairobi in October, at the Standard Chartered Marathon with @gutsybunch, dancing with runners after the race. We were in Moshi in March, running a shake-out in the shadow of Kilimanjaro with the Ugandan High Commission in Dar es Salaam. And this weekend we were at Camps Bay Tidal Pool at dawn — runners from 7 countries, led by Sipho Marima, Mike Oberya, and Uganda's High Commissioner Ambassador Paul Amoru — paired with a week of conversations at the Two Oceans expo that reminded us, again, that when you show up in person and tell the real story, people lean in. The curiosity is there. The appetite is there. It just needed someone to go and find it. Come find us. Or better yet — come find Uganda. Early bird registration is open now!

@thegO0dkisser I avoid them

What do you have to say about dating a tribe mate 🙂

Tusker Lite Mt Rwenzori Marathon Takes Global Stride with Cape Town Activation. #NilePostNews nilepost.co.ug/news/334722/tu…

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What if moving money across Kenya, Uganda,Rwanda and Tanzania was as easy as crossing the border?” Most people still struggle with cash, transfers, and hidden friction when they travel or do business across East Africa. In this episode, we break down how Brisk is making cross‑border transactions seamless – giving you peace of mind and true financial flexibility wherever you go. 👉 Watch the full conversation on YouTube to see how it works and what it means for your next trip or business move. Tap link: youtu.be/ha1urVrDmtw?fe… to watch. #Livingbrisklyineastafrica #banking