Tom Strepsil

@Rich_Harris “Do you have cheddar in the uk” 🙄

in which i exercise tact and diplomacy

@ImLunaHey BBC BASIC AMOS AREXX Turbo Pascal C JavaScript VB C# …it begins to blur

what programming language did you start with? 👇

@watchvideosoul @nathanfiler @amolrajan ruptureldn.bandcamp.com/album/forest-d…

Please, please will someone sample @amolrajan saying: "I can't accept Drum & Bass. We need Jungle, I'm afraid." 👊

@muekaspace WE’RE ALL DOOMED

Anyway, who cares! Face swap apps are so fun, lol

watched ihuman Storville last night, pretty sobering... Google's defence work, china's dystopian horror present, terrifying and bleak...and! even if we end up with a benevolent AGI it could so feasibly conclude that the solution to the world's problems is getting rid of humans 🫣

@FivePointsBrew So, apparently you can’t refill a plastic pint glass you sold me 30 mins ago, in case the plastic touches the tap, and that would be unsanitary? Go #singleuseplastics! @ Granary Square record fair.

@Moire9_ @XaiaX @ret2bed @bagder It used to in Internet Explorer if your password ended in Null. I think @zapthedingbat discovered that, right?

"http://http://http://@http://http://?http://#http://" is a legitimate URL

@seetickets Unrelated to corona, how can I contact someone to "fix" my account? My email address is evidently blocked at your end, I never receive emails (I have checked spam) meaning my money is taken, but I have no tickets. I have an event on Saturday my friends are relying on me for!

Please read the latest Customer Service update

Has anyone done a Bill Murray clause on NFT yet? I dunno if blockchain supports the concept. He needs to be given a private key, I assume.

A megamix wot I dun, mashing up a great release. Out today!

@posthuman No one likes a younger sibling; good call I say

@datassette Only took 10 years

@tomstrepsil Congrats on doing a Twitt ✔️

Some years ago, I mad a silly mashup of "Damaged Goods" by "Gang Of Four" and "Mad Professor" by "Mask" (Roni Size). No disrespect intended to artists featured, they're just some favourite tunes. RIP Andy Gill. youtu.be/Mbr46hRew4A

@Eyelashmcd @ASOS Put them in a board and use the "share board" feature!

@ASOS I have 400 items in my saved items so it would be a lotta screenshots to show you 😳😆😆😆

@PizzaUnion Mentioned it to the cashier; didn’t seem bothered.

@tomstrepsil Oh mate, are you in? PleaS speak for manager to get another

@PizzaUnion mate. What a crustastrophe! 😢

@PizzaUnion Hey that’s ok I’ve leF now.

@DJ_Tasha locked...

@datassette can't figure out which level of turrican this reminds me of

@NTSlive @tabithabang sounding delightful, so it is

@bassclefbass ardisson.net/gamelan/