Tony Swan

@allenanalysis Well, Tommy wanted attention... and he got it. Falling in line is not the issue. Being a RINO is the issue. He can run as a democrat if he wants to.

🚨 JUST IN — Thomas Massie concedes the race: “I would've come out sooner, but I had to call my opponent and concede.” “And it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv.” That line is going to detonate across Washington. Massie just turned his concession speech into a missile aimed directly at the flood of outside money and foreign policy influence that consumed this race. The most expensive House primary in U.S. history ends with one final message: This wasn’t just Kentucky voting. This was the political establishment making an example out of someone who refused to fall in line.

@adamcarolla Uhh, the test cylinder failed... bust it all out and re-do it.

Slab poured

@BethanyForTruth Don't ask for advice on the internet... you're welcome.

If you could sit across me at this coffee shop right now, what is one piece of advice you would tell me??

@nikitabier They love Levi Bluejeans

Next week I’m headed to Tokyo to meet with the X Japan team. What is the most American thing I can bring them?

@Kristine_Froeba I'm a fan of Short Stop on Transcontinental...

Where’s the roast BEEF?! #poboy

@MaryTilesTexas Yeah, probably should have tried like six, or seven more times… I have a different view and hope for my future. BTW are you upset about Massey, or something else?

I’ve re written this post like five times controlling my mouth. All I’m going to say is I’m very sad for America tonight.

@JackPosobiec Poofters, not Pointers.

@JackPosobiec Pointers Froth Wyoming- by Frank Zappa

What do you remember about the 1976 Bicentennial?

@TaraBull Any damn thing she tells him to do?

What do you think he does for a living?

@TiffanyFong Canadia hey! Love me some Canadia! Try it, you’ll like w

I had a nightmare that I was in Canada.

@LAGovJeffLandry Yeah, that was political BS, but also, rather than raid a pension fund, why not through efficiency gains? js

In light of Amendment 3 falling short, I want to make it very clear—if our teachers don't get a permanent raise this year, nobody in state government gets a pay raise. I mean nobody.

@elsathora They don’t… and they shouldn’t! They can’t. They’d be outa business in one day down South…

You’re lying if you tell me you knew KFC buffets existed?! (Not my pic)

@adamcarolla WTF is taking you so long? F’n house should be built twice by now! Geeez

Mud sill with conduit

@Kristine_Froeba Nope. When Baby gets up, all hands on deck!

No one is sleeping … at 5am.

@Playteaux1 With her voice, I’m impressed Kyle didn’t flip the damn boat!

Kyle needs to stay in his lane…

@Suzierizzo1 Racist? I guess you would be an expert on that, but really? How about a Nazi? Or just go straight to Hitler… Fool

The Community has emerged & formed a long recall line in Arabi St.Bernard Parish,Louisiana which is an active signing location & participant in the Grassroots effort to recall the racist Governor of Louisiana Jeff Landry.Organizers signed a petition on 5/4 to remove him.

@RossKneeDeep … prolly not

I've gotta say this. Because it's what I think. I think if Obama were white, he would probably be considered as one of the greatest presidents ever.

@GravySauceCream Says “AI generated”. Why go through all the trouble? I see that shit all the time IRL (in “rural” Livingston Parish)

WHAT IN THE LIVINGSTON PARISH IS THIS

@TiffanyFong If it’s really that bad, steroid shot, course of prednisone… repeat as needed. Otherwise, suck it up buttercup

how do i heal my sprained ankle ???

@POTUS don’t pile on Cassidy. He was soundly defeated, and rightly so. Focus, focus, focus…