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@mikonomitatu @TembaMliswa 😂😂

@TembaMliswa Kungokwanakwa nepausingafite. Ndiwe wega usina kugeza pavanhu vese vari ipapo. Busy kunhuwidza vanhu mukosho une duzvi. Dhemeti.

It was great to meet and interact with the British Ambassador to Zimbabwe Pete Vowles, Secretary for Presidential Affairs& Devolution in OPC Tafadzwa Muguti and US Ambassador Pamela Tremont at an event hosted by the British Embassy during the ongoing #ZITF Great people indeed.

@incognito_1981 @263Chat 😂

@263Chat Fact that matomuka mukageza mukazora mafuta, kuzora tulipstick, mobva mapfeka sunday best and recorded this video talking about the same irrelevant person and uploaded means he is who he thinks he is. I dont see you muchiita presser about president Linda wani?

Chamisa Overrates Himself, Says Political Activist Abigail Mupambi

@zibusisoe Akula soup lapha ngamantshururu

Liyezwa.

@VusaMkhaya Koort (short) broek (trousers) from Afrikaans I think. So 'koortbroek' to kabhudula😂 Remember also that our language avoided 'r' s like the plague.

How did our parents come up with the word Kapudula for men‘s short pants/trousers? #Ngiyabongamina

@mputailic @TembaMliswa U Kapenta u busy kulamalanga😬

@TembaMliswa No to 2030 Temba! Respect the constitution first

Now we have a VP who doesn't even attend his superior's SONA and yet aspires for the same Office. How will you be respected when it's your time to occupy the same office? How can he miss such an important occasion? He usually remains as the Acting President but misses such events. That raises eyebrows! It's improper and some of us will tell it as it is because we don't operate through lies and bootlicking. What is wrong is wrong. Unlike most of you who insult leaders I don't do that but I simply state what is wrong. No greater love hath no man than he that tells the truth. Iyemi who bootlick by misleading him into doing what is unbecoming for his position ndimi makaipa. Some of these issues that I'm raising are for posterity so that one day people can put 2 and 2 together. Just because excitable individuals have a political wet dream which they wish to foist on everyone else doesn't stop me from stating the truth. We can't have a country where the President is continuously alternating between running the country and fending off wild punches from ambitious subordinates! Once a leader is elected, whether one likes him or not, they have to respect him. It's about respecting the Office and not necessarily liking the individual occupying it. Not all leaders that we respect do we like but we are civilised humans who recognise how state systems work. newzimbabwe.com/mliswa-takes-a…

@zibusisoe @Mathuthu Usuwodisa? Nxa sebekugaxa ama hinge abo lawana ngeke ukhale?!

@Mathuthu 🤣🤣🤣 bengilamacider but sethengiwe

Got 23 cases they are from Afdis bar owners help a nigga out😬

@NgonieSanaz Investment grade poop.

Miners please stop pooping everywhere and anywhere. Build toilets. We are tired of seeing poop everywhere during explorations 😂😂😂

@AlexanderRusero @airzimbabweUM Makes me wonder whether the plane even kept its time..

Dear Air Zimbabwe, we can surely do better as a Country...This is a false start! Why don't you partner with Universities or Polytechnics to come out with something as simple as a well designed Boarding Pass, even an electronic one. This is hilarious! @airzimbabweUM

@denvern3 Yeah this madala is a bit all over nje..

Ndokazvaitaurwa during elections kuti vakomana ava havana hany'a nenyika imi makaisa your whole weight behind them...nekutokanda maverse futi supporting them.

@bla_bidza Once met a guy who was a Matibili mzukuru. Now he is firmly ensonced within the Murambwi clan.

@zimlive @newswireZW Kukhulwa kokuphela.

Malawi president Lazarus Chakwera has conceded defeat to his main rival Peter Mutharika following elections held on September 16. The country’s electoral commission is due to announce results at 2PM today 📹 via @newswireZW

@HwangeExpress Did they not close?

I miss Kitcheners. Has anyone been there lately? What’s the vibe like?

@vant_ser @BhudhiGhivhi Kuphela

@BhudhiGhivhi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

➡️ They keep trying to promote THIS ONE as some kind of potential saviour. 🙄 Name one single thing he has done since the 2017 coup to show that he is anything besides a subservient lackey and toy puppet for Mnangagwa? Just ONE thing. 🧏🏾‍♂️ The only thing he could possibly do, if he is serious about redeeming himself, is to help install Chamisa immediately to his rightful position as the President of this country. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@advocatemahere In Malawi the old is the new is the old.. hayi cut!

🔸Is it true that Zimbabwe’s prayers have been answered in Malawi?😩 We need new leaders.🇿🇼

@HwangeExpress @shingiv Na Temba.

@shingiv Unoswera wadzingwa nemasters yako 🤣

Should I do a masters in sports dev and run for Zim Rugby Union in the next cycle?

@Kid_Ralphy Lapha uyasiduduza?

Happy new week! Let's push it's almost Friday! Reminder to my Zimbos, we are out of public holidays 😁 so let's push its almost Unity Day. 👍🏽

@fortunechasi @cooltechtipz 31 June?

@cooltechtipz Mouse has cable

what's wrong in this picture?

@HwangeExpress Everytime I make reference to Sophiatown, youngsters think its in Soweto😬

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@zibusisoe @Kid_Ralphy Kanti vele why unje??

@Kid_Ralphy 🤣🤣🤣

Ngukhapenta.

@zibusisoe Bhudas ubalekela ama conjugal duties uze ubuye lama file angaka😱

@tootookani Kuthwa uyaluza iframe ndoda🤣🤣

Why one round is a must.