Gowans

All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well

If you voted Reform yesterday you’re not allowed to celebrate David Attenborough’s 100th birthday today

when you're the only one who liked Euphoria S3E1

the only funny april fools tweet

Hoping a secret gay boyfriend comes from the stands for a little smooch on the ice ✌🏼

Finishing that and immediately pressing play on The Traitors Ireland because I simply need more

POV: you’re a Chicken Run chicken about to be made into a pie

Why is Roxy coming so hard about how hiding things is traitor behaviour when noone knows her whole mum was in the castle a week ago 😂 #TheTraitors

Why does noone ever mention the fact that Stephen goes BEETROOT any time he's put in the spotlight 😂 #TheTraitors

Rachel to Fiona in the turret #Traitors

@abbeysbartlets perfect timing lmao 🤞

Me when I stay out past 9pm #TheTraitors

funniest genre of traitors contestant has to be the mid-30s recruitment consultant who genuinely believes they're benoit blanc

Can’t share my Letterboxd wrapped because I decided to watch every Nativity movie over Christmas and absolutely ruined my most watched director

Me sat in my living room finding out I’m a traitor #TheTraitors

Fiona gives big Pam Shipman energy which of course means I immediately am obsessed with her and would die for her #TheTraitors

I'll never accept that Taylor Swift has a piano player who's surname is DePiano

Watched It's a Wonderful Life (1946) and shout out to Lillian Randolph for the funniest line of the entire film. This diva.

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Donkey at Universal Studios

🚨🇬🇧 A spokesperson for the BBC: "We support the collective decision made by members of the EBU. This is about enforcing the rules of the EBU and being inclusive." #Eurovision