Viva Las Bori ♥️🇵🇷

@stevemcomedy Thanks Toronto! We ♥️ him 🥰

Marner Hatty motherfuckers! #Forgedingold

@GoldenKnights Magical 🪄

THROW THOSE HATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎩

@ThatEricAlper Birds, flowers and staring at the night sky 🌌

What are you starting to like more and more the older you get?

@YourAnonNews Should’ve let them last time

We’re all going to let them inject bleach and take ivermectin this time, right?

@ThatEricAlper A Little Respect by Erasure

What song was always playing at parties in high school?

@krassenstein Congratulations on making yourself look like a giant dork in public. Enjoy the middle fingers and sneers

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

@DekeHenriFurry @BarkForACause Happy belated birthday Deke!

Thank you for all the birthday wishes yesterday, and thank you to everyone that visited barkforacause.org to donate or sponsor a gift for a hospitalized child! I will get your “Thank You” cards in the mail today! ~ Deke🐾 #TherapyDog #PawYouNeedIsLove

@reredevaux Thank you Cherie for making Golden’s wellbeing your top priority. We need more folks like you and your team in the sport. Give Golden lots of love and carrots and we’ll cheer for him in Pimlico ♥️

Preakness announcement

@hockeyparlay @reredevaux @Jackpotkimm I can guarantee you that the horse dgaf about “Triple Crown hopes”

@reredevaux @Jackpotkimm Garbage! Way to kill the Triple Crown hopes. I hope you never win a major race again 🤣

@SirJeremyLondon Why is this so true 😭

Holy shit…

@GoldenKnights @KnightTimeTX

BACK IN THE LEAD!!!!!!

@PopCrave At least she didn’t ruin a historical dress this time 😑

Kim Kardashian at the #MetGala.

@21metgala Does she put out cigarettes on her legs tf???

Lena Dunham attends the 2026 Met Gala.

Blazing Saddles (1974) is the rare studio comedy that genuinely feels like it’s getting away with something. WB nearly didn’t release it because executives thought the movie was too offensive, then it ended up becoming one of the biggest comedy hits.

@Mariners Legends 🩵

Our hearts 🥹

@Adrianne_DeVaux Sweet boy 🥰 hope he’s getting lots of carrots and chin scratchies tonight

#devauxonthegeaux Golden Tempo loves some kisses

@wahlstedt007 It like being awake during surgery

As a German, I find the political situation in United States very stressful. How hard must it be for the American people???

@CoraTheWhippet Hi

So if I mention dogs, will people just post photos of dogs?!? 🤔 #Dogs

@MissSassbox Not hockey specific but the Zamboni was invented in the winter wonderland of . . . Los Angeles, California

digging deeper into the NHL lore more to get familiar and a bit lost as to what important things a new hockey fan needs to/should know. wanna know the "big" things but not sure what those are yet. open to receiving hockey gifts of knowledge.

@SundaeDivine @jensdad4biden 🍊💩 Bagel

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: Your favorite word to describe Donald Trump + the last thing you ate.