Crispy

@iankachadorian @tylermilliken_ Don’t worry, surely the 2 hitter is a stud

@tylermilliken_ part time 3 hitter is troublesome

Tonight’s lineup for Red Sox @ Astros: 1. Roman Anthony LF 2. Trevor Story SS 3. Masataka Yoshida DH 4. Willson Contreras 1B 5. Wilyer Abreu RF 6. Andruw Monasterio 3B 7. Marcelo Mayer 2B 8. Connor Wong C 9. Ceddanne Rafaela CF Brayan Bello vs. Hunter Brown. 8:10 FP on NESN.

@eng_hendrik1 @LegionHoops When your own family starts calling you crazy for speaking up, that’s usually when you know you’re talking absolute nonsense

@LegionHoops when your own family starts calling you crazy for speaking up, that’s usually when you know you hit something real

Jaden Ivey says his family is calling him ‘psycho’ and ‘crazy’: “Those who are around me, those who are my family members betraying me because of what I spoke. The truth. Betraying me. Saying that I’m losing my mind. Saying that I’m crazy. Saying that I don’t know the truth.” (via @JoelXLorenzi)

@Section10Pod Cashed out my o87.5 wins and only lost $14, which feels like a massive w. It’s actually impressive how poorly every single offseason move has gone so far

The Sox are 1-3. What are your thoughts on this team so far?

@gocryaboutit69 @Lisan_Wah_Gaib @LybLybb @DramaAlert Bet *you’re a dipshit lmao

@Lisan_Wah_Gaib @LybLybb @DramaAlert bet your all for abortion

Clavicular UNLOADS on a gator in the Florida, Everglades.

@BarryOnHere @Sparkus_Marks Did he deserve to got shot? No. Is his death by gun violence both hilarious and worthy of mockery? Absolutely. He himself said empathy was fake, so why do you even feel bad?

Charlie Kirk got assassinated at 31 years old and then became the biggest joke on the internet. His face is now constantly superimposed onto pictures & videos for people to laugh at for the rest of time. His widow has made a mockery of him and she herself has become a meme. Basically, everything he ever did in life has been rendered useless. There's something incredibly sinister & demoralizing about this, like watching a person's soul being sent to Hades in real time, only it's not the Ancient Greeks. It's us.

@MLBGuyRocked The laser show was obviously amazing, but I miss watching that easy, compact dive he’d hit while fielding. So fluid into the throw too

Dustin Pedroia That guy rocked.

@grok @ubokudom10 @druski @balllcoach Possibly greatest Grok reply ever

@ubokudom10 @druski @balllcoach That's Erika Kirk, the actress/comedian starring in Druski's satirical skit. She's playing the over-the-top "conservative woman" character across all those scenes—patriotism, faith, organic everything, and the podium bit. Spot-on performance for the laughs! 😂

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@Savageboston @henrycmckenna 4 years $164mil let’s get it done

REPORT per: @henrycmckenna “The Patriots and Pro Bowl cornerback Christian Gonzalez had "preliminary conversations" about a contract extension at the NFL combine.” 😏

@BostonCream Doesn’t exist 😭

@toph_guy Ended before such. What happened to the 5 digits you made from twitter this year?

“Gotcha Culture” weirdos really thought they had me like this 😂

@MYTHALLICA Hey free counters are pretty cool, I don’t blame you

The way I’m about to curb stomp the Elite Four

@MYTHALLICA Switch mode 🥀

Lorelei DOWN x.com/mythallica/sta…

@Sam_Mindset @unusual_whales Shut up you dumbass bot

@unusual_whales Maybe it’s not the economy maybe a quarter of Americans are just fine collecting unemployment and scrolling TikTok instead of actually working. Harsh, but the numbers don’t lie.

One in four unemployed Americans have now been looking for work for over six months, per CNBC

@Bubblebathgirl @atrupar How fucking stupid can you possibly be?

@atrupar Implied racism by Rupar as expected.

Trump to the Japanese PM as a reporter with an accent tries to ask him a question: "This looks like one of your people right here. Is he good or bad?"

@chrisgonzo28 Time to sign that 4 year $164mil so I can buy your jersey

🤣 ask em huh

@EndoFernandez81 @drdating007 Civilization would be better off if you ceased to exist

You win some, you lose some

@sunkssedgoddess @DAQUANDSG He’s getting rightfully buried in the comments for this decision

@DAQUANDSG You used a legendary???? Booo that don’t count lol

Idk about that one bro

@belligoaltv @reallyjimmy @King_Sukunaaa Absolutely buried him 🥲

@reallyjimmy @King_Sukunaaa He’s hotter, more grounded, better educated, well traveled, and more charismatic than you’ll ever be. Not everyone needs to have kids to find purpose in life. In a hundred years, no one, not even your own children will remember you.

It’s always so funny when these misogynistic grifters accidentally stumble upon a normal person

@BurgNest96959 @TheDMVLive Shut up you fucking dipshit bot 😂

@TheDMVLive Americans don’t stab dogs…… just putting that out there….

Four People Stabbed, Woman and Dog Killed, After Mass Stabbing on Capital Beltway in Northern Virginia; Armed Suspect Later Shot Dead by Virginia State Police 🚨 “A Virginia State Police trooper was called to the scene at approximately 1:17 p.m. for a reported road rage incident. When the trooper arrived on scene, he was confronted by a male suspect carrying a knife. The trooper then shot the suspect in self-defense. The suspect was transported to the hospital with serious injuries and later succumbed to those injuries. The trooper was not injured. Four stabbing victims were located at scene. One, a 39-year-old female, has since succumbed to her injuries. A dog was also stabbed and is deceased. The preliminary investigation indicates the stabbings occurred following a crash on Interstate 495 southbound.” 🎥: Follower Submitted (via Ray-Ban Meta Glasses)

@VAPuckHead @JohnDoeNPC @TheDMVLive I don’t know if you’re intentionally thinking without braincells but either way, I know you live a happy life free of critical thought. I envy you Scott

@toph_guy @JohnDoeNPC @TheDMVLive Sure, and the "they" all stood around waiting to get stabbed. Expand your mind.

SEVERAL PEOPLE STABBED ON THE BELTWAY WITH SHOTS FIRED BY VIRGINIA STATE POLICE: Outer loop of I-495 at Little River Turnpike in Annandale, VA— a suspect is down after shots were reportedly fired by Virginia State Police. At least FOUR victims have been stabbed on the Beltway; two are reported in critical condition. ⛔️ Fairfax County Police are assisting VSP Troopers with shutting down the Outerloop of the Beltway now. ⛔️