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Quem inventou esse macacão merece um Nobel.. A orelha do elefantinho mexe com a respiração do bebê. Só as mamães de bebê vão entender o quanto isso é maravilhoso 😂❤️

Little Black girl taps into her magic /& guides a seal into performing tricks for her! 🐬🤣

No travel ban for anyone in the Epstein files but Kanye is the limit 😂😂😂

Wireless did the right thing cancelling the whole thing… let more people see who really runs the show in this United Kingdom 🤣

After stealing everything from africa, the colonizers gave us a book that says “Thou shall not steal”

No one or nothing can penetrate the firmament. No one can travel out of the earth

Then show us what you all are seeing. Record it. Zoom in to Earth with a video camera. Show the sun setting behind the Earth like you all claim you saw. Zoom in on Africa and the Northern lights. They have nothing to show you except few bad CGI photos. No video. Actornauts.

Life was good when they still used these boxes

15p a pack, I’m eating Mash everyday

I was running late to pick up my cousin, I look back and my girl was holding ON

At what point are we going to address the mass religious psychosis ?

I’ve done a lot of great things in my life… This is the greatest.

I've never understood how they decide when Easter is. sometimes it's in March, other times in April. How does that even work?

When you are unemployed and have nothing to do.

Wait a minute now. Out of all my years of making forts and nooks, I have never thought of this.

i'm tired of opening this app and seeing the same recycled tweets from verified accounts day after day.

five words. 20 years. unfinished.

Dad sold his car to pay for his son's tuition. After the son graduated, he got a good job and bought his dad a new car. 🥹❤️

@Godsfavson24 💕

@toriious ❤️

Playing video games with my kids is the best part of the day 🥰🤍