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@gabimartinelli Love you Gabi

After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me. I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time. I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club. We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career. I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone. This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt. PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

@ElNennY ♥️

I can’t describe my feelings right now… Football always gives back to those who keep believing.. To the fans who kept believing, you deserve this… Arsenal; the club that will stay in my heart forever, you deserve this… The players and everyone at the club who made it happen, you deserve this… Congratulations to the best club in the world ❤️ @Arsenal

@ArsenalGent Thinking the lip may wobble any time now

REMAIN CALM.

@GoonerGirl1969 Not unpopular at all, love Rambo

Unpopular opinion I know but I loved Rambo and was gutted when he left.

my food in the microwave

@squires_david You don't get Artemisia Gentileschi tributes in just any football cartoons

Here’s this week’s Guardian cartoon: theguardian.com/football/pictu…

@nigel_b_golf The Armada was the first thing I thought of!

No one else get the Spanish Armada link either…..

I just thought I’d say I’m thinking of my Jewish friends at the moment. And the fact that I thought twice about posting this because (insanely) I feared some blowback for such a statement is part of the problem.

Any TV News interviewer who wants to ask Zack Polanski whether this is a "perception of unsafety or actual unsafety", be my fucking guest.

@paulwall1970 I was there but I wouldn't mind a repeat!

Does anyone have a Tardis?

Any British person who uses ass instead of arse should immediately retire to the potting shed with a bottle of whisky and their service revolver

@AwfulLotOfEagle The dreaded Izal was used in London schools too during the 70s

Too far in the opposite direction is also not fun. 1980s scottish primary schools had rolls of smooth plasticy tracing paper that had zero absorbency and spread things around like a poop spatula

@EGTVEgal I feel like he really loves Arsenal and has some important part to play

Gabriel Martinelli when he leaves arsenal will be remembered for scorning crucial goal & we will forget about all his miss chances

@Arsenal Tragic news, I have such fond memories of him, RIP Alex

Everyone at Arsenal is shocked and deeply saddened by the tragic passing of former goalkeeper, Alex Manninger. All our thoughts are with his family and loved ones at this incredibly sad time. Rest in peace, Alex ❤️

Drs have such weird control issues that you literally have to go into every apptmnt acting like you’ve never heard of the concept of medication. I’m not just talking opioids or benzos. I mean even if you want migraine meds for a migraine you have to let them come up w the idea

@DrFrancisYoung My parents were married there.

Psalm 84:3 vibes at the Chapel of Our Lady and St Non, near St Davids 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Never trust a British person with American teeth

@caoimhinof Blimey. Terrifying!

Happy ninth anniversary of the day I nearly had the ignominy of being killed by a woman driving an out of control Suzuki Swift. RIP My Passat, 2012-2017.

@SarahjevsEvans Hooray!