Chaz

@SBETeam @IWolfyCS @smlcs15 @6motm @222dare @PeepingCs “Top team in NA” 🤣

I’d like to officially announce our starting 5 for this season: 🍏@IWolfyCS 🍏@smlcs15 🍏@6motm 🍏@222dare 🍏@PeepingCs #BeatTheOdds🍏🔫

@Mynajef_ @Mauisnake Nah, dupreeh was under the table

@Mauisnake I saw you eat breakfast without dupreeh so the analyst desk must have beef

There's always been an unspoken rule when staying at hotels at events that you don't publicize the brief interactions you see among players on teams. If something is leaked feel free to comment on it, but it's simply uncouth to be the one spreading this info.

@alexdanilowicz I don’t get it, why are people acting like they have discovered fire by promoting exactly what the docs say?

Yes.

@johnchoiiii 30 years old btw

@jessinomenon If a man fell in love with the hivemind yall would be slamming him and saying how men can’t keep to themselves and sexualize women every chance they get

i need a gun

@FoolishBB NRG 0-3 they’re playing with an old fart coach and an awper who’s awful on LAN

<COUNTER STRIKE POSTING 99% OF YOU PLEASE IGNORE> this is how it's going down <NOW RESUMING NORMAL SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING>

@EPSPrimues @kxsif Every player you mention “best flex player in India”

A thread about players that I would love to see represent India on the International stage: 1. Kasif "Paradox" Sayyed: This guy has immense potential and is one of the best and witty Flex players of India. He has been super consistent in regional as well as Ascension level.

@Poloolpp They threatened to kick me out so I have to stop

FIRE ZONIC

@StrikerHLTVorg They threatened to call security on me. So I can’t do it anymore. Sorry

"Fire zonic" guy is on a mission. Has been behind the analyst desk every segment.

@heseltin Waylander dropping 100 adr to knock you out of a major might be the hardest pill to swallow

#OpenTheVault #ChoKo

@Professeur_CS @1danne1_CS2 My account is 10 years old and I still get limited as if I made it yesterday

@1danne1_CS2 The more active counter is pretty short term, like 10 posts in 7 days or something. It could use some tweaking for sure

Everytime I try to post something on HLTV it just says I need to be more active to create new forum posts. And finally after making 319 comments, I get to post something but suddenly, im back to "I need to be more active again. Im probably in the top 1% using the site, hello???

@DAVEYCS2 @2easy4pietro Now that guy gets to cast valorant major finals and gaslight everyone into believing he was forced to cheat

@2easy4pietro lmao fucking lpkane man

2 year bans for cheating just really don't feel long enough. These people cheat their way onto hltv games and then bet on them. Obviously the second part can't be proven but what's to stop them coming back in 2 years and doing the same thing?

@yacineMTB Or the problem is that kids skipped a year+ due to scuffed online learning during Covid and the teachers working for pennies weren’t properly equipped to handle kids coming back to school like that

every kid I've met is incredibly smart (12 and below). Every time they tell me they are bad at math, I trick them into learning multiplication and division by asking them questions about whatever they are interested in Our public school teachers are majority, extreme retards

@pussyinmyass42 @DammIsHere @Thorin “B and C tier talent” this was also just for season 1.. what are you talking about bro

@DammIsHere @Thorin That's a lie. They had all the b and c tier talent then.

The only thing I miss about FLASHPOINT is being able to hire people I think are good or have potential. It's frustrating how often the best prospects are the ones who go overlooked or are diminished by people who don't get it.

@bhargava2024 @ISenpai56821 @NickJFuentes This is because if you report getting raped to police, they rape you too

LOL

@NartOutHere Cojomo

Who/what are we leaving from CS2 in 2024?

@leaf_cs @NRGgg @madafps Bro is flexing doing his job 💀

@NRGgg @madafps Yeah it’s a one shot kill I hope so lmfao

This kid is something else.

@sayfposting Flyuh has been and will be a complete waste of time for the team

ranking the emea import players 1. flor 2. less 3. flyuh 4. saadhak 5. koalanoob 6. crashies

@yacineMTB I mean when I was in college everyone used chegg. At least with chatGPT you can get a more in depth explanation and ask follow up questions for clarity. Cheating on assignments has always been a thing, I think it’s up to the students to use the tools ethically.

So what are we going to do about the fact that 99.99% of university students are using LLMs to do their assignments?

@NotherPlanet9 @Loccdawggg Genuinely asking a question here did yall not learn that less than 5% of people during its time even owned slaves? Oh and that not all white people have Greek origin? You’re spouting “white people bad” because you’re unable to develop your own ideas

@Loccdawggg Genuinely asking a question here like did y’all not learn of repetitive homosexual acts of European culture in history class? Like it’s all over Greek mythology and famous paintings shit Vikings have accounts of homosexuality not even mentioning France

White people. It’s ok to say white people