Tom Davidson

@StewartHolt1 @gmptraffic @NWmwaypolice Definitely an everyday thing. Impatient w*nkers not willing to join the slower, possibly queueing traffic for a junction. I've had one at M60 J12 CW cut right across 3 lanes incl. hatchings in front of me in in lane 1 to get on the M62 to Liverpool, forcing me to brake hard.

@gmptraffic @NWmwaypolice An everyday occurrence.

If you miss your junction on the motorway like this driver on the #M60 a short while ago, don't be tempted to dive across the hatch markings at the last moment. He also had no MOT, and has now been reported for both matters. @NWmwaypolice

@CMPG Brilliant! It's like Dom Joly on Trigger Happy TV - "Hello? I'm hiding from the Rozzers. Naah, they're rubbish... oh crap!"

We have responded to a report of a vehicle being stripped of parts. Upon arrival we located the stolen vehicle, a cloned van and also arrested one person, after he decided to hide in the bushes without putting his phone on silent!

@AdamRutherford I know, bonkers! Don't waste more valuable electrons giving this kind of nonsense any more publicity.

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@gmptraffic Please tell me he'll be charged for both offences independently and that will be viewed in a negative light in court...

Milnthorpe Rd, Bolton. This driver was stopped 5 days ago in friends car. No licence/insurance so car seized. He also failed a breath test. Tonight he was in his other friends car & once again failed a breath test. Still no licence or insurance so this car was seized too. #GMP

@SurreyRoadCops At least you don't have to decide whether to crush the car 😜

The driver of this vehicle was arrested after providing a sample of breath with a reading of 152, the legal limit is 35. When sober the driver, who’s drivers licence had been revoked, will be charged. #drinkORdrive not both

@gmptraffic @GMPSalford Great work, another one off the road (and wherever else they use it to likely commit crime)!

#CVU motorcyclist sighted this Surron @GMPSalford this afternoon ridden by a male wearing a balaclava. After a pursuit and with assistance from colleagues and #NPAS detained the rider on the M602 #arrested, bike #Seized165, Charged dangerous driving FTS, no licence or insurance.

@KentPoliceRoads Nice collar! Did you get thermal imaging from above to locate them?

#RPU2 had the vehicle in the image fail to stop. After a short pursuit the occupants decamped in a recycling centre. One caught running and the other two found later hiding in piles of rubbish. Vehicle had been stolen, one of the occupants wanted for Burglary. PGO. CAD 05-0763

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@thebsdbox Not sure what that film is but it can't be recent!

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@SurreyRoadCops Nice collar! P.S. if you need to redact number plates by law, make sure you check for and redact reflections in windows & on shiny bonnets.

Stopped for tinted front windows which were 19%. Tints removed at roadside. Turns out driver had no business insurance for his work as a carer. ToR issued and VDRS for VRM and faulty brake lights.

@SurreyRoadCops @OpTutelage Umm, you redacted the number plate but not the reflection in the police car windscreen. TBH, don't see why you need to redact - just name & shame! Good work nonetheless 👍

Another driver who ignored their @OpTutelage warning letter that they had no insurance. Targeted by the #VanguardRST and also found to have no tax or MOT. Vehicle seized, driver reported.

@SurreyRoadCops Talking of invalid plates, is there anywhere you can report an offending one? Saw one with a font similar to Comic Sans (which should be an offence in its own right 😉) the other day.

Driver stopped by the #VanguardRST due to having illegal plates and illegal window tints. The front side windows only let 6% of visible light though, the legal limit if 70% We ‘sent’ the driver 3 points and £200 in fines for both offences. DVLA also informed for plate offence.

@gmptraffic @GMPSalford Hurrah! So pleased for you that you've finally bagged one of those bad actors. They ride around in full black outfits & balaclavas, terrorising neighbourhoods with impunity. Great work 👍👍👍

#SRTT patrolling @GMPSalford today followed this electric " pedal cycle " at more than 40mph up hill. Clearly under its own steam. Therefore due to its electric power is now an MPV and requires insurance and all that a motorcycle needs. #seized165 rider reported.

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Being refused service because I’m on a bike @costacoffee That’s fine, I’m just going to sit my ground and block your drive thru.

@TomNomNom That's a "bit" too far 😉