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@SkyBet make it make sense please

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@warlock12uk @ivy_wylder Not that it matters, but you're not old enough to drive at 16, it's 17 😂

@ivy_wylder Old enough to drive, screw and join the army at 16. Can't buy an alcoholic drink until you're 18. Old outdated laws also said homosexuality was illegal until age 21.

Is 16 years old not "underage" in the UK??? Why are all the people there screaming at me that the girl Russell Brand raped was "an adult" at 16??

@LiamJac97827289 @FootyAccums How so?

RED FOR VAN DIJK!! 🟥

Having the urge to ask @RealHughJackman for a picture at the cricket but also remembering he probably just wanted to enjoy his day in peace! #Ashes2023 #rainedoff #alwaystomorrow

@xODETOYOUTHx Makes you feel not alone 👍

@Busby1999 @RealTalkMCFC Haven't you just been done for FFP?

Kyle Walker’s Manchester City-career: 🏆 5x Premier League 🏆 1x Champions League 🏆 2x FA Cup 🏆 4x Carabao Cup 🏆 2x Community Shield ⚽️ 254 appearances 🥅 6 goals 🔥 Pocketed the likes of Vinicius jr, Mbappe, Neymar Premier League’s GREATEST right-back of all time 🔥 Thank you LEGEND, you will be missed 🥺💙

@Ricardinho88 @CFC_Janty Just looks garish and blocky, I like the spurs one, nice and simple, Chelsea I think I could get on board with as well

@tpm90 @CFC_Janty Haha what’s wrong with it?

Alright let’s settle this Which club from the big 6 has the best kit ?

@Ricardinho88 @CFC_Janty Absolutely not with that monstrosity of a sponsor logo on it

@CFC_Janty The best looking one is Uniteds surely?

@Ricardinho88 To be fair, we left at 10, as we knew it would be mental, I went to the 1 in Stoke back in October and it was a totally different vibe

@tpm90 Yeah man it was goood! Took us fucking ages to get out

Anyone else struggling to get out of the car park after the rock orchestra at trentham gardens?

@xODETOYOUTHx He wasted that, fucking amateur

@xODETOYOUTHx Assuming that's not just a fancy term for a watch 😂

@xODETOYOUTHx It's going to be hard pal, but you got this, focus on yourself and Dexter and you'll get through it, as cliché as it is, time does help, just sucks that you have to wait for it to take effect!

@lemonandr @SuperLeeds75 @RyanInUlster Catfish?

@SuperLeeds75 @RyanInUlster I’m pescatarian pal no sausage’s on my plate

@CallumSecret @manukone_ @Plettigoal 😂😂

@manukone_ @Plettigoal Flares 😂

Meanwhile in Istanbul. The smoke has reached the stadium. 🔥 #UCLfinal

@RSilvaMUFC @samv992 @FBAwayDays Yet still choose to support Utd. Bad life choices all round it seems

I'm paying for a service that I like. You should try it. 👍 People pay to smoke and risk lung cancer. People pay to drink and risk their liver. People pay for takeaway when it's unhealthier and more expensive than a good home cooked meal. People pay for gyms and don't go. People pay for Netflix to watch the same shows. People pay for Amazon Prime to buy shit they don't need. People pay extra to get on a plane earlier that fits everyone regardless. I have three personal bills. Gym that I use 5-6 times a week. Phone that I use daily. Twitter, which is the only social media/app I use. I guarantee I spend less on useless shit than 99% of the people bitching about me spending the money on a twitter subscription that they spend on pints in day at the pub. You jerk off City fans for free. Now that's more embarassing. If you're gonna blow them, at least charge them for your work.

Do English fans want Manchester City to win the Champions League Final on Saturday?

@xODETOYOUTHx Yes! Absolutely, best role yet, I think he's in his "I'm Hugh Grant I don't give a fuck era" and I'm here for it

@xODETOYOUTHx No that's Hugh grant's charm haha