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Todd Probus

@tprobus

You'll probably unfollow me eventually.

Near Lexington Katılım Nisan 2009
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
No matter how this Santa Clara game turns out, the fact of the matter is that this was a badly-constructed roster, coached badly, that also got some bad breaks, injury-wise. I hope it still works out, but if Mark Pope had played at Wisconsin, he wouldn't be the Kentucky coach.
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Don't sleep on breakfast from Wendy's
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St. Patrick's Day is just a holiday they made up to sell more Patricks.
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
what is this weather even doing
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
Wait a second the Oscars happened?
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
This is also what I call my spending money
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
I would MUCH rather see Miami (Ohio) in the NCAA Tournament than some Power 5 school that pooped down its leg over the last month of the season knowing it was squarely on the bubble.
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
When I’m President, the volume of commercials will be exactly the same as the volume of whatever show or game you’re watching.
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
Everyone remember to leave your clocks alone tonight.
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
I wanted Pope to be it.
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
The announcers on this Ohio/Miami game are….not great.
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
Just play your best players. When they get tired, take them out. When they’re rested again, put them back in. This isn’t rocket science, man.
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
It’s 8:12 on a Tuesday morning. There’s absolutely no need for this airport to be playing “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” by Rod Stewart over the PA system.
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
@JonAcuff I book speakers for our events and I’m gonna book you as soon as I can arrange to put a queso fountain in the green room.
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Jon Acuff@JonAcuff·
What a terrible way to show gratitude for the greatest job in the world — getting paid to encourage people. If you want to make an event planner furious, do that. If you want a long, sustainable, fun career — do the opposite. Show up to serve, not to be served.
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Jon Acuff@JonAcuff·
How to make an event planner furious. If you're a public speaker like me, your number one job is to make the event planner look like a rockstar.
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Todd Probus@tprobus·
Will be going live with my “State of the Onion” address soon.
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I like how Scott Ruskan, the Coast Guard man who rescued 150 girls from the flood in Texas, is also very good looking.
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