Tod Robinson

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@MysterySolvents @smc429 Piggly wiggly checkout

Trump just fired Pam Bondi. What will her next job title be?

@InterstellarUAP @mattgaetz Wait. Did this Army officer brief Hegseth personally? Or did the officer brief the entire congressional committee? Or did Gaetz hear this from another “oathc-cleared” congressman who presumably was at the briefing?

🚨 Matt Gaetz : “There is an ALIEN Hybrid Breeding Program” Rep. Matt Gaetz on what he was told in a classified congressional briefing by a uniformed U.S. Army officer: “I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication. An actual uniformed member of the United States Army briefed me on that.” Gaetz added that recovered craft crashes examined by the CIA contained “non-human biologics” with no identifiable human source. This is straight from a sitting Congressman under oath-level clearance. No speculation — just what he says he was officially briefed. What do you make of it? 👇 ---

@lippyent Chech your math.

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@MbarkCherguia Lovely couple.

He's 77 and she's 25. What are your thoughts on this relationship?

@Scaramucci @MalcolmNance Yeah, I don’t think so, greasy operator. We’ve had enuff of your kind of bullshit.

After years of telling everybody else how to run the country and months of deliberation, I have a special announcement: I’m running for President of the United States in 2028. I am aware of what happened the last time I worked in the White House. But I do believe I can help guide this country in the right direction. Join me and help me heal America. Mooch 2028 🇺🇸

@JoJoFromJerz C’mon, Jo. After a while you need to find a way to spice things up, amirite?

Bull. Fucking. Shit. We’re supposed to believe that someone who was in charge of the Department of Homeland Security didn’t know that a man living in her HOME was a cross-dresser?!?

@AdamKinzinger @PM_ViktorOrban Wow. Impressive.

Orban’s been hungry lately @PM_ViktorOrban

@FightStorage Pretty much sums up state of current US society.

What is your honest opinion on this tattoo?

@FrothyFriar Five centuries or so.

Gentlemen, what's keeping you from dressing like this?

@lady_valor_07 Turn on the tv to watch Space Ghost.

First thing you do?

@Maga4liberty If true, doesn’t that make it worse?

Do you believe Tiger Woods when he says alcohol was not involved???

@MemoryMedieval I read “mange artist.”

Uh yeah I'm gonna follow this guy

@KarluskaP The End Times.

What the hell is floating over Beverly Hills California?

@BurgerKing Uh, glazed with what, exactly?

The Whopper just got better.​ Premium glazed bun and creamier mayo in every bite.

Hmmm, yes, yes, I see what your saying …

@lippyent Pet rocks.

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@mrmikeMTL Chill the fuck out, people.

If you could telepathically say something to all 8.2 billion people on earth, what would you say?

@RpsAgainstTrump We’d be a lot better off if someone would just tell him he’s a giant fucking idiot and doesn’t know shit about anything.

Howard Lutnick to Trump: “You are fixing everything with your policies. You have changed America and created the golden age”

@MbarkCherguia Tuesday, obviously.

On what occasion would you wear THIS?? 😭