Emma

this show is so special to me

As a hedonist, I genuinely hate the fact that most of the pleasurable things in life will fuck you up if you don’t do it in moderation.

Hello Peter Obi, please when you win in 2027, don't forget to put Tinubu in prison.

people knowing him from the bear and not shameless is an insane concept to me

This is the major reason why we need to purge the tech space of rodents like this guy: techies who just know soundbites but lack substance. I asked a simple question, "what can you possibly do that you think can stress a DB?" He gave the below retort; uneducated, per usual. Let's take MSSQL that many people are familiar with. That's a Relational Database Management System (RDBMS) that is built to handle high concurrency enterprise-grade systems. In terms of transactions, you can get up to 1 million transactions per second (TPS) with MSSQL. But the real factors that determine the number of transactions a DBMS can handle are things like: 1. CPU cores and speed 2. RAM (buffer pool size matters enormously) 3. Storage I/O (NVMe vs spinning disk is night and day) 3 Query design and indexing So in terms of transactions ceiling, hardware is first, followed by your indexing and related configs, before it even gets to the DBMS engine. I ask this dolt again, what can you possibly do that will stress the average DBMS, unless of course you're still using Pentium 1? So far, everyone who says I don't know what I'm talking about has been found out to NOT know what they're talking about.

There’s not a single benefit I’m enjoying from this government. You can’t debate my reality with me. I buy fuel and pay for utilities. This government is doing nothing for me. This is not social contract.

Elected officials should earn minimum wage.

RT @MrMekzy_:

Non-runners will never get why the hardest part of a run is the 10 minutes before you even step outside.

Me: Uses software. *Gets frustrated*. Me: npx init 😡😡😡😡😡😡

Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.

Many have tried. A major problem is that artisans would always go behind your back.

Nigerian universities are creating students that are damn near unemployable at the global level

@ssoendala @uwanaaanthony @theereal_one Thank you😂😂😂. It was so obvious after that scene. We've established that people can swap bodies. Adele is behaving like a psychopath, then Rob's sister says that Rob is a psychopath, and you can't piece together that Rob is in Adele's body.

@tr_hazard @uwanaaanthony @theereal_one Bro i fucking agree. People are so fucking dumb lol. How the fuck did they not notice??? It pmo super overrated

I couldn’t even sleep for like a week

You people never come across single women with degrees. It is always the ones you have to train in university. Looool. Some of una

RT @Victor_Webflow: Okay.

@blakerileyjamie @theereal_one Remember, Rob was reported missing, so Louise was trying to figure that out and went to meet Rob's older sister, but the older sister said she wanted nothing to do with Rob. That's when I confirmed that Rob's spirit was in Adele's body

@tr_hazard @theereal_one I can’t remember that scene. Who’s “him” she’s talking about

@uwanaaanthony @theereal_one I knew it was the guy in the girl's body after that scene. I had my suspicions, but that scene confirmed it for me

@tr_hazard @theereal_one It wasn’t so obvious walai

"Your friend" 😂😂