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Look who has joined the swim

This is what the internet was invented for. In 1996, a King Penguin called Lala became a local celebrity in Shibushi, Japan. After being rescued from a fishing net by the Nishimoto family, he refused to return to the wild. He lived in an air-conditioned room in their home and was famous for walking alone to the fish market wearing a tiny backpack. The fishmonger would feed him a fresh fish and place another in his bag for the trip home.

2026:

Jensen peeled off from the official summit to sample the soy bean paste noodles (zhajiangmian) from Michelin-reccomended Fangzhuan shop followed by a bubble tea. The noodle shop has already added a “Jensen” meal option on its delivery app.

俺のために働いてくれてマジ感謝だよ〜ん

@FusionptCapital Peloton and Zoom entered the chat

'You trade? No way, I trade too bro.' The trade:

🇷🇺🛹🦮 Dog steals skateboards right in the center of Moscow "We will return, honestly!" — dog owner

“I only believe in working with people I like. I think it's crazy to take a job or work with people who cause your stomach to churn and keep you up at night. If you're in a job like that, think about changing it.” – Warren Buffett

Some people just have it all.

@FusionptCapital But

@FusionptCapital As per requests we are introducing 50x Leveraged DRAM ETF... enjoy extra large RAM

Market: Buffett doesn't get it Also the market:

@tunguz Yesterday I was telling my brother how East got rich selling tea, spices and silk,and nowadays it is west selling chips...

Chips are the new silk worms.

@FusionptCapital I mean it is crazy how long this whole crypto business continued...

He blew them all up w that 50X leverage slider

Bro definitely has a full time job judging humans 😭

@FusionptCapital Well if she invested 100K to SanDisk last year, now she would have 4million dollars. Easy. I'm not sure why Abel not advocating for it

@BisphamGreen Market makers will sell and frame later whatever news comes after

The grab for upside in stocks means we're reaching the end of the meltup. The only question is what headline to sell. Personally I can't believe it relates to Hormuz/Iran because we're constantly being waterboarded with bullshit from the White House. But what else??

@longwashere Show your Intel short buddy

Smol 1 week $tsm gains