the rise and fall of a midwest princess

Ngl when you're kissing and she's feeling for your dick on her own>>>

i did it wrong

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

Explained the "he touched ferb and that why he quiet" meme to my 40 year old coworker yesterday and she called out today...

What’s a met gala they need to met Jesus Christ

Nvm I found it

Yeah he’s accidentally opening a door in the basement and he’ll see things he can never speak. They’ll give him his 33rd degree of masonry. Sport is so over.

@Alex7_24 @BraedenThomps17 @DGIveyNASCARFan so dumb when people cannot look at things without bias. love Kyle Busch, but man, he’s going out sad

@trafoamwp @BraedenThomps17 @DGIveyNASCARFan Indeed he did.

Alright I’ll say it: suspend Busch for Watkins Glen

Bending this around my dick and tweeting out slurs

once a guy on reddit really figured out the Runaway outro lyrics he used reverse engineering, isolated the outro vocals from the instrumental, and visually analyzed the spectrogram to differentiate the words. the outro is absolutely brilliant, the vocals were strategically distorted, with slightly less distortion on the familiar vocals from the first part of the song. if you listen to the outro while following the timestamped lyrics is a very interesting experience. LYRICS: \[INTRO\] @ 6:00.00: Run them pianos \[SECTION 1\] @ 6:05.00: Oh, I'm, fine @ 6:10.00: I'mmmm (breath) @ 6:12.00: Oh I held in all my feelings for sooo looong @ 6:16.00: Sooooo long @ 6:18.50: Way way too looonnnggg @ 6:22.00: I'm sooo sorry, but Iiii @ 6:27.00: But I can't eeeven look straight in your eyes @ 6:32.50: And you know I been going through all our proooblems @ 6:38.00: I just don't know why I couldn't meet you halfway @ 6:43.00: You halfway \[SECTION 2\] @ 6:45.00: Oh Amber I'mmm sooo sorrryyy (breath) @ 6:49.00: And I am (breath) @ 6:50.00: And I'm so sooorrryyy @ 6:54.00: Oh Amber I'm so, so sorrryyy @ 7:01.00: You been puttinnn' up with all my shit just far too loooong (breath) @ 7:06.50: I'm so gifted at finding what I don't really like the moooost (breath) @ 7:12.00: So, I think it's time, time for you to go (breath) @ 7:17.00: It's espeeecially time, your time to go nooowww @ 7:23.00: You been puttin' up with all my shit just far too loooong @ 7:28.00: I'm so addicted to finding what I don't like the moooost \[PRE-BRIDGE\] @ 7:38.00: I'mmmm @ 7:41.00: Well baby I'mmm saaaddd @ 7:46.50: So saaaddd (breath) @ 7:49.00: I am stuuucckkkk (breath) @ 7:52.50: Because I love youuuu, Ammmber (breath) \[BRIDGE\] @ 7:58.00: Amberrr just run awayyy @ 8:00.50: Amber pleaseee, oh and Amber please (breath) @ 8:03.00: Run away from meeeee (breath) @ 8:06.00: Amber, I know thaaat youuu've (breath) @ 8:08.50: Put up with shit latelyyy \[POST-BRIDGE\] @ 8:10.50: Amber, I wish (breath) @ 8:12.00: That you were here by my siiiide (breath) @ 8:17.00: 'Cause Amber, you just, juuust the wooommmannn for me (breath) \[SECTION 3\] @ 8:22.00: And I always find, yeah, I always wind up finding something wrong (breath) @ 8:28.50: Woman, you've been puttin' up with my shit just far too loooong (breath) @ 8:35.00: I'm okay with finding what I don't like the moooost (breath) @ 8:40.50: So, I think it's time for us to have a tooooast (breath) @ 8:45.50: You're another, 'nother, one I don't wanna loooose (breath) @ 8:51.00: And I think it's time you gotta let it go (sigh) @ 8:57.00: Yeah, I think it's time you gotta let me looooose (breath) @ 9:02.50: Yeah, I think it's time for us to let it go ALTERNATE VERSIONS: @ 6:00.00: Hear them pianos @ 6:22.00: I'm so so sorry, but Iiii @ 6:27.00: But I can't eeeven look right in your eyes @ 6:32.50: You know that I been going through all our proooblems @ 6:38.00: I just can't believe I couldn't meet you halfway @ 6:49.00: Amber I'm (breath) @ 6:50.00: Amber I'm sooorrryyy @ 7:52.50: Because I want you, Amber (breath) @ 7:58.00: Amberrr please run awayyy @ 8:00.50: Amber pleaseee, and Amber please (breath) @ 8:03.00: Run so far from meeee (breath) @ 8:10.50: And girl, I wish (breath) @ 8:17.00: 'Cause Amber, you just, juuust the onnneee for me (breath) There are some situations at the start of a line where “Oh” might be “And” link to the original post: reddit.com/r/GoodAssSub/s…

Walking up with the vape stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship

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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer

Mexican baby first word: nigga

Do we be what?

If gas gets any more expensive I might just have to start putting things up my butt and cumming into my own mouth for sexual pleasure

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my cousin with a swastika tattoo has no joke gotten cancer 5 times. they’re def shooting his ass with the goybeam

Carson Hocevar when asked if there was anyone he was excited to see tonight at the Met Gala: “If somehow or another I get to pass by Sabrina carpenter that would be high on my list”😭😭 🎥:@MattWeaverRA #CH77