🌻elijah☀️

took me a Long time to build up the courage to do this, but I finally started a gofundme for my top surgery. Retweets appreciated ♥ gofundme.com/f/u6mngu-help-…

In the mood to delete everything, go missing for a month, get my life together and come back

Cat shaped fence

parrots can literally talk, why is everyone so ok with it

Told my 94 year old grandmother that they make electric cars now and she said “I don’t need to hear about that kind of thing.”

Today's gender is a sword.

so basically the timeline of the sims is that the sims 3 takes place 25 years before the sims 1 and the sims 1 is 25 years before the sims 2 and the sims 4 is an alternate reality caused by a disruption from time travel by Alexander where they know what happens to bella goth afte

him: don’t move I’m bout to get the towel me:

are there science camps for adults? like i just want to help someone dig up dinosaurs or count mushrooms or weigh turtles for like a week

Remote jobs that don’t require a degree, 🧵

He was punk, she did ballet...

First ever rat marriage (1948)

Sometimes I feel like I should be balding and I HAVE to be balding and me trying to grow my hair out is a pathetic attempt at avoiding the reality that everyday I'm inching closer to 30

guy who joins people on their cigarette break and just starts blowing bubbles

this meal prep shit is too easy