Billy Sastard

@lukeedwardstele by the way everyone, dancing prick with no idea - the spakkas spakka.

@MirabelTweets1 Bad grass you

Extremist Lucy Connolly has deleted a post calling Keir Starmer a “child rapist” Not that he covered up for a child rapist or defended a child rapist But that HE is a child rapist. With zero evidence. I suspect she may be in breach of her bail conditions @NorthantsPolice

@swinburne_mark Just play the women's team. Meaningless game for us and I'd rather west ham stayed up instead of spurs (even though that looks unlikely)

What team would you start against West Ham? My selection would be: Ramsdale Trippier Thiaw Botman Hall Bruno Tonali Ramsey Barnes Woltemade Osula #NUFC

@ToonHarp @caseysean51 Stephen hawking can kick the ball better than pope

@caseysean51 Elite shot stopping but can he kick a ball better than Pope?

@swinburne_mark Jacob murphy or dan burn

If Anthony Gordon does actually leave #NUFC this summer who would be your ideal choice to replace him on the wing?

@narindertweets Cope harder

If you voted Reform....my friendship with you ends.

@DoylemMedia There's a slim chance of getting what you have put for gordon and tonali. The rest are just dreamland values. Half all of them and youre getting closer. Even then, some will be too high still

Tonali 65m Bruno G 85m Gordon 65m Willock 15m Murphy 10m Burn 15m Pope 5m Targett 5m Krafth 5m Joelinton 15m Wissa 35m Offers anywhere near this for these players need to be accepted. Even Bruno. At 29 we need to be bringing through a successer. We MUST evolve. #nufc

@JSWC1995 You on about the green party voters? I agree. Absolute fools.

Yesterday just proved how many unintelligent and easily manipulated people there are out there. Turkeys voting for Christmas....

@narindertweets Pass the copium

Farage isn't in Number 10 And I'm going nowhere Our battle is with the right-wing press and media. Not with Reform. Wake up. No one cares if Reform councils implode.

@MarinaPurkiss Yes

Dear Reform-voting ladies… Do you know you’re voting for a party that wants to: ❌ Scrap the Equality Act - your legal protection against workplace discrimination & unequal pay ❌ Kill the Online Safety Act - the law protecting you from revenge porn ❌ Vote AGAINST the bill to stop workplace sexual harassment ❌ Stack the party with anti-abortion politicians - some opposing termination even in cases of rape ❌ Push “pro-family” policies that put women back in the home I guess the question is… Do you hate immigrants more than you love your rights?

@owenjonesjourno This has to be satire? They may as well not have bothered.

The Greens have stormed it in Newcastle

This is a fucking disaster. People in this country are thick as shit,

@homesick_vinyls @ashkcllic *they're- for the thousandth fucking time

@ashkcllic There so stupid I swear

im at a loss for words.....

@zarahussain999 Lol

The polls have closed I’m angry, upset, disappointed and feel sick by the predictions that Reform will win multiple councils This is an awful day for British politics

@1Nicdar Piece of piss - Robbie williams

Mick Jagger. 😬

@toonyjat I'd rather see stephen hawking on the wing than murphy

🚨 Edward Frank Howe FOUR THREE THREE #NUFC

@AntiLeftMemes He will be remembered for the wonderful alignment of being pro queer and pro trans whilst being tremendously unaware that being pro Muslim with these principles would see him getting flying lessons off the nearest high rise.

@glam_queenn 1,2,3,5 all good

Be honest! What type of body do men prefer most?

@redandwhiterob I want to know whats in his spotty bag

Murphy absolutely fascinates me. Never known another person whose fully aware when the camera is on him. Every stride round the table and facial expression exaggerated for maximum effect. Proper full on narcissist with zero self awareness. Proper strange fella #snooker

@Ge0_King @KlausSchwabX @m3gamarvatron You've lived your life in the north east and never heard the term "botter'? You must have been too busy delivering uncut meat to the backdoor butchers on shields road

@KlausSchwabX @m3gamarvatron im 100% no where near PC i can admit that but just simply never heard that term used for anything else. If sum1 comes across as camp he's either a puff or a closet dweller. Take that as you will lol

Still in awe of a man wearing a shirt with “BOTTER” emblazoned across the chest with no knowledge of what that means in the North East.

@TheGriftReport Should get extra time for that beard

Superdry co-founder James Holder, 54, has been convicted of raping a woman in Cheltenham after forcing his way into her taxi following a night out, the attack happened on 6 May 2022 when the victim hailed a cab to go home and Holder, who had been drinking with friends, jumped in uninvited, he then went back to her flat and raped her, Holder denied the charges throughout the five-day trial at Gloucester Crown Court but the jury found him guilty of rape while clearing him of assault by penetration, the judge refused him bail, citing the significant flight risk due to his wealth and resources,