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@EwenDCameron @SteelmenNews @MotherwellFC @shebahn @chris_sutton73 It does hit his arm in this video ya Tadger!

Those who questioned the integrity of Sam Nicholson owe the boy an apology. The @MotherwellFC player swore on his kids life that the ball didn’t strike his hand. This new video clip is the clearest evidence of that. I’m looking at you @shebahn @chris_sutton73

@EwenDCameron It hits his hand ya Tadger

Thank you Celtic for proving what the world has been saying. The Beaton and Dallas audio needs released asap. #Hearts #Celtic

@liamgallagher @DeniseDenisexx @gerardzbrainrot Get in there my son 💚

@gerardzbrainrot How you feeling about us possibly playing Celtic park

BTW, HE'S NOT OMNIPRESENT.

@theiaincameron @Starkey_Comics Correct for central belt. In East Kilbride. Use Maw

Seven maps showing what people call ‘mother’ around Britain and Ireland. I think these are likely to provoke debate… 1/2 Maps by @Starkey_Comics

@Mrs2323Ag @BasseyCollector @CinemaTweets1 He stood up for Palestinians. Well done Javier 🙌🏻

@BasseyCollector @CinemaTweets1 What he do?

I’ve been hearing extraordinary things about the Cape Fear limited series dropping on Apple TV. Featuring Javier Bardem, Amy Adams & Patrick Wilson, this is a 10 episode limited show that starts on June 5th. A few friends in the industry have told me this is as good as TV gets.

@SkySportsNews What’s it got to do with scales? It’s a handball

🗣️ "That shouldn't be a goal" Jay Bothroyd believes Joe Newell's goal for Hibernian should not have stood against Celtic.

@Davidatha_10 Hope u win

@trickapro Hope the pump us 3/4 tomoro just to get it right up use

I asked chatGPT to make a huntipede where Danny Rohl is eating from Derek McInnes’s arse. This is what I could get. Then asked for Martin oneil and Sean Maloney to be celebrating at side #huntipede Any improvements?

@EwenDCameron Yes I have eyes

🤔 Can you DEFINITIVELY say that this is a handball? #Hibs #Celtic

Apart from asking for oneil or Maloney to be better

@JamieBrysonLLB Is it still ok to call people soastics Jamie?

Celtic are a vile reprehensible institution. The dignity & decency of Rangers & the Union Bears stands in stark contrast.

@VigilantFox Why don’t the Jews stop their genocides then maybe less Jews will be attacked?

What’s happening in the UK has Bill Maher realizing just how “f*cked up” the country has become. “Every time I think this country’s too woke, I look at what’s going on in your country, and I’m like, ‘Wow, these people are really f*cked up.’” “How did England get so leftist?” The UK is now banning the sale of cigarettes to anyone born after 2009… EVER. That means if it’s the year 2040, and you’re 30 years old because you were born in 2010, you still can’t buy cigarettes. It might sound like a good thing to some, but Maher can see it’s just another wing of the nanny state deciding what you can or can’t do as an adult. “It’s illegal to buy cigarettes. Why? I mean, don’t people get to make their own mistakes? Don’t we get to do what we want to do? I mean, you’re an adult, and you can’t have a cigarette if you want?” Maher’s British guest suddenly got defensive when he pointed out how the United Arab Emirates paused government scholarships for students wanting to study in the UK, citing fears they could become “radicalized” over there. “Fake news,” she said. “This idea London is a no-go zone… people walking around with the Sharia law… A lot of that’s whipped up.” “Two Jews did get stabbed this week,” Maher fired back. This is a two-minute exchange worth watching.

I asked chatGPT over several prompts to make a huntipede where Danny Rohl is eating from Derek McInnes’s arse. This is what I could get

@__YC9__ @TrebelQuad Why has this cunt still got a mic? Absolute hun bias seeping out his hair

Ally McCoist talking about Celtic ticket scenario, absolute spot on.

@RangersFCSLO Will they all get 55 lashes? If so save me a seat 55

Please note that the usual player exit at the Copland Stand will not take place after the match, as the squad will be travelling directly from the stadium to the Rangers Player Awards. We thank supporters in advance for their understanding.

@TansuYegen Great for shaving your hands

China just rebuilt the razor from scratch, it already gets called the Rolls-Royce of shaving gear 🪒

@Velo_Scotland @ScotlandSky Get it right up and all around about you ya cunt

@ScotlandSky Scales and Johnston sounding like they’ve won the World Cup after beating Falkirk 3-1. “Daizen’s on fire” is carrying that side more than half the squad.

👌 “Exactly what we wanted” 🩼 “Tough watching from the sidelines” 🏟️ “Crowd was great” 🇯🇵 “Daizen’s on fire” Liam Scales and Alistair Johnston reflect on Celtic’s 3-1 win over Falkirk ⤵️

@BunbegB Mon the Leddy. Great Bhoy 💚

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@LockhartEt51126 @chris_sutton73 We don’t wear gimp masks. Gimp boy

It’s all kicking off re whether the Union Bears should be let in at Celtic Park or not. But a general point as a rule any fan who attends a match in a balaclava or mask (over the age of 5)should not be allowed into any stadium… these people are there for no good.

Beware 3D chess by Desmond as rangers will ask for GB to be banned which he will happily agree to next year. It will be known as an ultras problem and out of Celtics hands #glasgowderby #allocation