Whitey

Your pet iguana is not welcome at my laundromat.

@blueprintsmb22 Heck of a storm incoming

New maturity level unlocked. Grabbed a bacon and egg breakfast sandwich at a nearby deli this morning and asked for a coffee. Cashier (a very attractive young African American female) asked, "How do you want it? Hot and black?" While maintaining firm eye contact with no lip quivering to prevent a smirk or audible laugh, I politely responded, "Yes please." I did it! Now back to the factory before a potential blizzard tomorrow in the tri-state area. Going to keep the heat on this weekend to avoid having any pipes frozen for Monday startup at 4am. Good times.

@AlexAgrellaRB @Patriots @moseskagan !!!

NEPSAC SHAKE UP! Sources confirm Phillips Andover has named Ernie Adams their interim Head Coach. Adams is best known for his time with the @Patriots as their Research Director. Andover will open their search after the 26 season. VERY interesting addition to the NEPSAC.

“Why did the washers go up $0.25?” “Did you see National Grid increased your gas bill?” “Yes” Case closed

@jmsteiner8 One shot to the groin area and he will be ready to be a forward

He wants to be a goalie so I made him cardboard pads and will be peppering him until he changes his mind.

@Nallysmom @TiffanyFong Go Sox

@TiffanyFong I got mine an Essentials Boston Red Sox sweatshirt. And of course

what are women supposed to get men for valentine’s day???

@carpool_ceo Laundromats

What’s cheap to buy right now?

@marcorandazza Causeway as a caterer was always a “I’m going to stuff my face until I can move” at events

I've been friends with this dude since we were 15. Stayed at his house so much that his parents said mine should pay child support. When I was recovering from cancer, I went to the Causeway restaurant with him. I still didn't know what I could eat, or how it would affect me. It was hot as hell out, but I went to the car to get my jacket, because ... I was freezing. I said "just order me some chowder, I don't wanna waste $50 on a lobster pie just to take one bite and not be able to eat it. I'll experiment some other day." I got back from the car, and he had ordered ONE OF EVERYTHING I used to like before cancer. "Bro, lets see what you can and can't eat." Then he gave me a mountain bike so I could "start getting my strength up." Same guy now has a legal question. Asks me to send him a way for him to PAY ME FOR MY TIME. I felt like driving to his house and throwing a water balloon in his face and saying "paid in full, homo"

SOME PATRIOTS HAVE ARRIVED

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@ERodz3 Heard very good things about folks you placed yesterday @Hire_LATAM >>>>

@tripleoss hola

My previous landlord won't return our security deposit and didn't even provide an itemized statement of damages (both illegal in my state) Current landlord just texted that he had someone shovel out our driveway. Night and day difference.

@Nallysmom The helmet is elite. He’s my boy

@tripleoss No 😅

Current situation, house divided. 🤣GO BRONCOS

Let’s gooooooo

@YipStrickler May have one in the office

@ByeongHunAn @GolfDigest The things I would do for a CJ Logistics hat would disgust any reasonable human.

Hey @GolfDigest if you guys are going to “quote” what I said, can you quote exactly and accurately what I said please?

@acquisizioni Worth it 100x

Has anyone ever done something like this? Is it worth it ?

@gfienberg17 nothing but love, GF

@ShaneOBrien55 felllllllla - best thing to listen to in the sauna? Missin Curfew.

Dolphins should warm the buses and leave at halftime at this rate

Last man standing in a loser survivor with the Charges - Go Denver Donkeys Go