Trishisms

One minute you’re young and wild, the next you’re taking a phone from someone because they want to show you a video but you accidentally close the app down and say “it’s gone, sorry, I’m not quite sure what I did there”

Tunnocks tea cake anyone?

@TunnockOfficial Teacake anyone!

@Tunnocks Teacake anyone!

@Matt_Pinner We are the aliens.

If aliens exist, why haven't they visited Earth? 🤔

What a crazy weekend! Anyone able to come and move a giant boulder for me?

Happy Easter to all my followers

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

You won’t believe what I have to do today LOL!

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

🇬🇧0️⃣🏁 Ron Haslam Norton ♻️

Pretty sure every single US military asset is already out there, how do they have any left.

I love the Winter Olympics. When I’m suddenly extremely invested in a British man going 80mph on a tea tray. #gold

#BreakingNews #Trump was 45 minutes late because the laminator was jammed.

“Sorry, could I just squeeze by?” <person doesn’t move an inch> “Thanks”

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m quite tempted to have some salad.

I’ve had a cup of tea. I’ve clapped my hands and said “right then”. I’ve said “let’s get this show on the road”. I’ve put the bin out and even patted the lid before going back inside. I did some exercise (five whole lunges, hands on hips), and yes - I’m raring to go and already nailing the day! I’m in the mood for a properly wild one, actually. Later, I hope to loudly and clearly tell someone with a clipboard in the street, “Not today, thank you!” I might buy a small item in a shop and, when offered an unnecessary paper receipt, cheerfully declare, “Yes, go on then, why not!” I might even randomly tack “sir” onto the end of “after you” while jovially insisting a stranger goes through a door before me. Maybe I’ll take my umbrella with me and twirl it like a cane! The possibilities are endless!

@ArranHands19 😝

What we saying? Movember or what? 😂😂😂

When you’ve truly experienced The Prodigy… #glastonbury2025

A real #Glastonbury moment ✈️ The Red Arrows flew over the festival during Pulp's song Common People.