Trisifecta

Judging by the pain my back and shoulder blades cause me, It does feel like someone ripped wings off my bare back

Can someone invent a virtual reality where I can taste and eat all the food this world has to offer, while not gaining a calorie

MUJHE BHI MERE GHAR PE MAHOGANY TILES LAGANE HAI, GHAR ITNE MEHENGE KYUN HAI AAAAAAAAAAA

made my mom watch lipstick under my burkah. Fortunately, it did ignite bit of rational thinking in her and helped her in understanding how deep rooted the patriarchy is. normal desires of women are frowned upon by the structure. I miss watching good Hindi movies in theatre

Rakhi Sawant is more politically sound than half of the celebrities which are preached in this country

I love puff. Even with all mess of flakes, I find so much comfort in it. Thick potato core is the best part. My dad’s tiny shack in bhopal makes the best cheat meal grilled puff. It’s full of mayo, cheese, veggies. he brings them hot at night, i can demolish one in seconds. Yumm

tonight my husband said he doesn’t think human bodies were made to harm each other because the bones in our hand are so fragile that it hurts to hurt

i wanna fuck myself with a gun and pull the trigger as im about to cum

Khud se hee thak gayi hu

I think my purpose in every family function is to fight with with the political opinions of all fufa, chacha and Tauji

How do we expect queer love to be accepted in India when we js simply hate LOVE 😭

Removed every sanghi from Instagram

hi i hate modi

I miss sosyo

For the last time stop askin me if I'm drunk. I'm not drunk. Who would name their kid drunk?? Hahahahehehe

Whether the cockroach janta party is a legitimate movement or not, is not the question. Time will tell. But the traction they received, the sentiment behind it, the rhetoric from the youth, all legitimate. And if all that wasn’t legit enough, the utterly dumb move of shutting down their accounts legitimised everything.

twitter is basically like writing a diary but you’re forcing strangers to read it

Hilarious. All the usual x handles now deployed to discredit a random youth social media handle. Usual bunch of useful idiots with engagement. Just comes off as terribly insecure. If you’re in the CJP smile about the fact that some serious money is being spent on you :-)

That is because lodus like you sitting in Bharat are sucking Modi's dick ...!!!

posting this because this is very very fundamental to logic and reasoning