chuck norment

hello I have come back to twitter to tell you i'm leaving again

@w000rm you dont even eat bread

rise and grind fam let’s get this bread

@w000rm this isn't a good enough pun 4/10

greetings from nebrasska

@m_babbe this deserves more like, you got a lot of pro lifers following you

you can tell me you are pro-life all you want but if your baby becomes giant like in 'honey I blew up the kid' you can't tell me you aren't dropping a missile right onto their soft skull. what are you going to do try and raise a giant baby???

I miss my guy in bootcut jeans

@w000rm heh

ummmmm petco is CANCELLED

finally a pride shirt from target we can all get behind

@GabbiBoyd where is the unedited cut?

here is my dad watching and reacting to a youtube video called “107 facts you should know about The Eagles”

@w000rm if you naked underneath its breathable

still choosing to dress like this even if jts 80 degrees out

@katyjacobss still waiting for you to respond...

@sevynbodhi peace be with you

@okaygrandfather thats all I got baby!!!!

I am proud to let you know I've changed my pronouns' and it's long--I know--but trust me when I say this is the real me: mygenderidentity/isaploy/formypodcast

Tune into the Fresh Hell livestream this Friday at 8pm CST for must-see videos by @nzgold, @from_washington, and @trivial_shit—along with sketches, video bits, and other chaos. The show is free to attend but all proceeds in May go to Stepping Stone Theater (@BIPOCcomedy).

imagine getting top surgery, getting fat, and then getting man boobs

change my mind: frank ocean fans are as bad as dave matthews fans

jesus after the last supper: I ate too much, I feel like I'm going to die

be the jnco jeans you wish to see in the world