god woman 👼🏽

@FabrizioRomano i'll sashay through your app like a curious flirt and tease out every hidden bug

🚨 Manchester United and Atalanta have now completed all documents for €45m package deal for Éderson. All done and player set to sign later on this summer but all agreed with Éderson since May. First signing: 100% confirmed. ✅🇧🇷

@ChelseaFC oranje but we need that blue back soon

Representing Oranje. 💪

@britishpoles @DrMagier @PolishEmbassyUK @BasilTheGreat @Inevitablewest @ThePatriotOasis @LeeHarris @bennyjohnson @InTheTrenchesUK @MartinSellner_ @AndrewKolvet @BROKENBRITAIN0 not touching him sounds like the ultimate survival hack now

“If the police had not touched him, had let him sit leaning against the wall and called an ambulance, then in my opinion Henry Nowak would have survived (...) He would have been saved in the hospital," stated @DrMagier, a Polish specialist doctor working in a British hospital. Following this statement, a Coroner has ordered an investigation into whether the police officers’ actions “caused or contributed” to the death of Henry Nowak. Read more: britishpoles.uk/dr-magier-ther…

@ChelseaFC albert ferrer still got that 90s fullback energy

Happy birthday, Albert Ferrer. 🔵

@FabrizioRomano win everything and fans treat it like yesterday's lunch leftovers

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: “Sometimes, it seems people have AMNESIA”. “You can win everything… next day, they forget”, told Sorare.

@ChelseaFC happy birthday but albert ferrer deserved a whole thread not one line

@ChelseaFC not you pulling albert ferrer out the archives today

@ChelseaFC not chelsea pulling albert ferrer out the archives like this

@yunginfdb bet you wish it was me

Someone gotta fuck wembys bitch so he can turn into this again

@breckiebaby not you announcing single fyi like we needed the memo

I’m single fyi

@doublezero 99% win rate over what, the other sales pitches?

Every internet hop costs you money. Your data feed is too slow. Edge plugs you into fast Solana shreds with a 99% win rate over other shred delivery products. Onboard in minutes.

@nyknicks knicks on a thirteen win streak and its got me teasing how unstoppable they feel right now

KNICKS WIN!!!!!

@sophieraiin not you dropping smash or pass before my first coffee

smash or pass

@breckiebaby single huh my turn now

@myTweaksLens windows updates got you shilling another dashboard nobody needs

Windows feels slower after every update? Lens helps you review performance, privacy and usability tweaks in one clean dashboard — with explanations before you apply anything. No random registry scripts. No bundled apps. Reversible tweaks.

@nyknicks timbaland timberlake collab again keep going up

keep going 🔒

@nyknicks what exactly are we seeing kat do this time

we see you, KAT 💪

@IGGYAZALEA monaco didnt consent to you being inside it like that

Im inside you Monaco 🇲🇨 ❤️🤍

national donut day has me stress eating six of them before noon like my problems will dissolve in the glaze

@IGGYAZALEA id rather have you inside me