David Taylor

@UberFacts Time enjoyed is not time wasted

@AB84 It’s 100% true

I heard fat niggas go to bed early so they can hurry up and eat breakfast

No one ever talks about how tricky it is to throw out a garbage can

@KitchenBites_ @FitnessDadx I just asked everyone and they’re actually not

Everyone is making chicken like this after seeing this genius idea😍

@Wisdom_HQ Just makes me think of this banger

16 years later and this scene still feels more dangerous than anything in modern cinema. They can reboot Batman a thousand times, but they will never find another Joker like this. Maggie Gyllenhaal was literally looking for Nolan to say 'Cut.' This was too real.

@SleeperNFL The jets

What’s the WORST realistic landing spot for Jeremiyah Love?

@Arinox13 @TiredActor let’s see them fit these in the square hole

This is so satisfying😮

@MLFootball @DustBaker @vountee @PatsBuzz @KingOfPhinland @NyjMike @gameonjmoney @ThompsonFoto12 @Reekayy @Kyle_Odegard @HawksTruth @BryanBleedsBlue

NO WAY. GARDNER MINSHEW. 💀💀💀

@N_Tys26 Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down, and she did.

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒 The man who single handedly powered half of Barrens Chat and defined peak WoW era meme culture has passed at 86. He gave us endless rounds of "/1 Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the Earth down" while we pretended to quest in the Barrens. Death finally got tired of waiting and just asked politely. Chuck obliged... this time. RIP to the man, the myth, the roundhouse.

@Mr_Husky1 Same thing happened to me except at the end of the work out, the clouds outside parted and a beam of sunshine illuminated us both as everyone in the gym started to clap.

I’m a big guy. I’ve been lifting weights for ten years. I look intimidating, I guess. I was at Planet Fitness doing bench presses. I noticed a kid in the corner. He was maybe 16, really overweight. He was looking around like he was terrified someone was going to laugh at him. He walked over to the dumbbells, picked up the lightest ones, and did a few awkward curls. He stopped, looked in the mirror, and hung his head. He was about to leave. He looked like he was about to quit before he even started. I racked my weights and walked over to him. He flinched when he saw me coming. He thought I was going to make fun of him. 'Hey man,' I said. He looked down. 'I’m leaving, sorry.' 'No,' I said. 'I was just gonna say, your form is a little off. You’re gonna hurt your back.' I picked up a weight. 'Tuck your elbows. Like this. Slow down.' He copied me. 'There you go,' I grinned. 'That’s the muscle working.' We trained together for an hour. I showed him the ropes. At the end, he wiped the sweat off his forehead. 'I almost walked out,' he admitted. 'I felt stupid.' 'We all started somewhere,' I told him. 'I used to be 50 pounds heavier than you. The only bad workout is the one you didn't do.' He’s been my gym partner for six months now. He’s down 40 pounds. Strength isn't about how much you can lift. It’s about lifting others up with you. Anonymous

@Chawkz1215 @DaveKluge Lmao

@troofdaddy @DaveKluge This response definitely fits your bio, lol

A rookie RB in Seattle would be “fun” but I’m not sure how it would work. Seattle only has four draft picks. They also need someone who can take the reins as Zach Charbonnet rehabs. A rookie can’t be expected to start Week 1. Brian Robinson Jr. or Najee Harris, however…

@CefaiJason @TheDirtBagFace Who the fuck cares how you look lol. A feature I’ve ignored in every game I’ve ever played. That’s the best possible thing they can make a real money feature.

@TheDirtBagFace no i wouldn't play it because any game that has a cosmetic shop means that in game gear sets will always look shit to make people buy the $$$ ones.. and in the end there is so such thing as free to play

MMO players, quick question. If there was a game that had: • World of Warcraft style MMO world • New World style gathering and large siege battles • Path of Exile style monetization (free base game + cosmetic shop) Would you try it? Because that game already exists.. It’s Guild Wars 2! Free to play. No subscription. And it’s on Steam. It also does something most MMOs don't. It respects your time. You can quit for 5 years, come back, and your gear is still usable. You literally can pick up where you left off. AND ITS FREE TO PLAY 🤯 No expansion gear treadmill. The world itself is huge, dare i say MASSIVE too. Mountains, caves, hidden jumping puzzles, deep/vast explorable underwater zones and cities. Instead of quest hubs, the maps run events where dozens of players suddenly end up defending towns or fighting massive bosses together. Pvp has matchmaking as well as "world vs world", which is basically a huge battlefield warfare with siege weapons and armies fighting over castles. Also.. the mount system might be the best in any MMO. Each mount has unique movement mechanics, not just speed boosts. And the community is known for being one of the friendliest in the genre. I could go on and on. I keep getting asked in stream about this game and I always have to stop and share my passion and love for everything this game has to offer. If you like MMORPGs and somehow missed this one, I highly recommend checking it out. GW2 players, help spread the word! #GuildWars2 @GuildWars2 @ArenaNet

@Tolkienlegacy Isn’t that the boyfriend from Click?

Please recognize the real😅

@SleeperHQ The browns are about to trade all their future firsts and ditch the league

The worst league mate you know is gonna ask for this in dynasty now 😭

@RotoSurgeon Why do we park in drive ways and drive on parkways man? It’s a fucked up world.

why is Psyduck not a psychic type and why is Golduck not gold? these are the questions that keep me up at night

Guy outside of the supermarket I’m at is just eating sun-dried tomatoes out of a jar like candies. How did he get like that?

@ClaireMax The damage that ice cream cone one did on our view of the franchise

I do love Pokémon, I grew up with it and was OBSESSED as a kid, but past like gen 2 I’m basically like “who the fuck are these guys and why are they household objects”

@iamrobothead This is true for most actors. You can say the same for Denzel Washington

Because he can't act. I love him but he lives off charisma. And that's not a bad thing.

@NFLMemes Just robbed this account

@GamewithDave 5:00am when no one’s gotten up yet is better

Gaming after 10pm while the rest of the house is asleep.