truett tye

Bye bye wife beater

How many Taiwans fit inside Taiwan’s territorial claims

@hotpockets Don't get smart with me.

@truetttye try them in the air fryer

Wow I'm really glad @hotpockets dropped the fucking silver microwave thing. I love a good soggy fucking mess

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@TickPick How is this insane? Damn near every stadium does this shit

Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him. I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

@Skewshh @Rangers @SethTalksSports Gotta include wyatt in that group right now as well tbh

@Rangers @SethTalksSports Tough to get excited when we have to watch Joc, Josh Smith, and Zeke in this lineup consistently.

Never too late for a Burger. #AllForTX

I would've hit this pitch yard

The Houston Astros have lost 8 straight games, currently the worst record in MLB

The wife beater telling people to move on. Classic

I'm getting a fucking McCutchen jersey

Andrew fuckin McCutchen

perhaps my hottest Cowboys take is that Cowboys fans younger than 40 are the most loyal in sports imagine dealing with front runner accusations & leaguewide derision through an entire lifetime of incompetence & heartbreak. love y’all

Burgsauce🥰

The future is bright. #ForAllMankind has been renewed for Season 6.

Of course Texas fucks up my bracket ranked 2k in the world

Me when I die

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A lot has happened since 2003. #ForAllMankind — New Season March 27