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@_lhermann Awwww!!! This made my day! “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” Have fun in space! 💕 Grab your towel!

Thank you @trymicro for the best Christmas gift. I can finally read it after it and I have traveled the world. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." – Ford Perfect

@johnbuilds the fact that this tweet singularly made me come out of a twitter hiatus when it popped up on my computer notifications ready to throw hands hahaha. well played.

No offense but your whole product is a weekend project for me. You should do better

I am in a cell. I have extremely limited freedom of action. Every single day, I do 500 squats. 500 push-ups. Practice my tiger paw technique. Walk 10km. Write and complete lessons for the students inside The Real World. Read and respond to 100s of letters.

@mistermeenr @dagorenouf @RikNieu @dagornouf im copying you tomorrow just letting you know

@dagorenouf @RikNieu @dagornouf @trymicro 12-15 business years at this rate

Another copycat. please report them so they don't scam people → @dagornouf is it time to buy a blue check 🤔?

@PereAyats 🤣🤣

@trymicro The chemistry hahah

Frenemy?

@mistermeenr @cblavier

@cblavier @trymicro My finest bit of writing 😂 @thebarbican19/le-blue-d0dbc3fd9912" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@thebarbican19…

Parents are like shareholders. Never happy, especially after a earning call.

@mistermeenr @cblavier holy fuck this is hilarious

@sup_nim Gorgeous

currently:

@_justlilian @ikoichi lately true crime 🤣 buy my favorite series of 2022 was Severance.

@trymicro @ikoichi haha what series?

I just got 100 paying customers for my startup 🤩 (and 1000 registered users) Now, let's work on the next milestone: 500 customers 🚀

@ggwhiting I think he's a black mouth cur! But maybe not pure bred, probably mostly black mouth mixed with something else

@trymicro What breed is that dog? Kinda Belgium Shepherd Dog/malinois

@javiiegomez @daniel_nguyenx Hahahah yes!

@daniel_nguyenx @trymicro Down Dog into updog 😁🧘‍♀️

@nilansaha @LandingsDev Nice!!!!

Changed all the post slugs in @LandingsDev from a random UUID to sensible names. 🔹Looks much better 🔹Easier for user 🔹Good for SEO

@joe_ashwell @yekalb Winner winner

@yekalb Love this! Looks like a sound wave - love the colours mate

This evening I was a trial run for my wife's first ever event where she will be teaching people to abstract paint for an evening. For someone who can't draw or paint (apart from the house walls) I'm pretty happy. Not finished yet. Can you guess what my inspiration was?

@poppacalypse @yekalb Lmaoo

@yekalb a kebab? 🍢

@_justlilian @ikoichi I prefer Xanax and Netflix

@ikoichi big party with coc*ine and b*tches?

@SeawrightSays Thank you!!! That’s so exciting 😁 we do have it available for Android and also desktop browsers currently — everything syncs up across all devices immediately 🙏 thanks again for your support!

Development of Micro Fitness for iOS is done ☑️ Now we wait for Apple to respond. #buildinpublic

@mistermeenr @joe_ashwell

@trymicro @joe_ashwell ‘The fuck is you?’

@ankoornagargoje Right 😂

@trymicro 5-7 Business daysssssss🫠