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@HillaryClinton This is everything.

Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

Israel got the iron dome , those drones aren't fucking with that anti-defense , it's the best in the world...

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Up next: Gypsy Rose and Pete Davidson

No idea who that was about.

IT'S OK I JUST LIKED ALL HIS POSTS FROM THE LAST YEAR

I forgot my prozac and I can tell cuz all my friends have signed off way before I finished our conversations and also I'm holding my breath for minutes on end. Oh hey mania. What...what's up SHOULD I TEXT THAT GUY FROM COLLEGE

This is definitely real #KateGate #KateMiddleton

I'm gonna say it. Nathan Fillion is too skinny.

Here's lookin' at you.

Can anybody hear me

@TalkMullins @GaSecofState Unexplainably isn't a word. You were reaching for "inexplicably"

No NBC, ABC, FOX, or CNN reporters covered the recount after thousands of votes were unexplainably found in Floyd County. They had ZERO election integrity journalists. They had talking heads that just regurgitated lies from @GaSecofState, collected a paycheck, and went home. I was the only one there.

@CalltoActivism Why not both

Tough question. 🤔

JUST IN: Tucker Carlson has agreed to a seven-figure deal with conservative shopping app Public Square for his new show on Twitter according to CNBC. You know what this means… a meltdown from Fox News is imminent 😂 The news of the advertising deal is great considering it confirms that Tucker Carlson is serious about growing his show on his own. Last week, the former Fox News host launched an interview with @Cobratate which currently has over 90M impressions and over 400k likes. Tucker clearly doesn’t need Fox but Fox clearly needs Tucker 🔥

Poetry: Me: I like a boy. They: Oh. Fuck.

I just watched a woman light a taquito as if it was a cigar and honestly, what more could the internet really come up with from here?

@ElonMuskAOC I mean. You could but aren't there so many more important things to do.

I should just copy and paste Instagram and see how Lizard boy feels then. I mean, I could do it?