Tim Shelburn

BREAKING: Freelancer Instructed To Go To Google Docs Where There's A Link To Slack Channel That Points To Asana Where He'll Find All The Feedback

Nobody: Every small Midwest town:

@MahomeSZN @FOCOusa @treysmith @creed_humphrey Oooh what size is Creed wearing? I'm as big as he is.

I’m dying 😂

@altonbrown I call it hellscape.

We’re still calling this #twitter right?

@ILoveBlueBell Had this last night. So gooooooood.

We’re keepin’ it cool at the pool this summer with our Krazy Kookie Dough Ice Cream! 😎🌞Krazy Kookie Dough is our flavorful Cake Batter Ice Cream loaded w/sugar cookie dough pieces in bright shades of green, blue and pink. Available in the pint size, but only for a limited time.

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@BartlowsB 🌮🔥

Describe your next cook with emojis! I'll go first...🍗

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All future display ideas welcome ⬇️

Hole in one for Curry!! That was awesome.

🔥Fire Sale🔥 The Merica Patch Hat is on sale for only $20 while supplies last!!! Shop it: meatchurch.com/products/meric… This sale is also available when we re-open Meat Church BBQ Supply at 11 AM on Tuesday. Have a great Sunday!

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@NWSSpringfield Bring it!

There is a Marginal to Slight risk for severe thunderstorms Thursday and Friday capable of hazardous lightning, localized heavy rainfall, large hail, and damaging wind gusts. The best chances are in the southwest on Thursday and in the west on Friday. #mowx #kswx

@JoshDMartin Soda

As a lifelong Midwesterner I love that it’s listed as “pop” here, the correct way to refer to a soft drink

This is definitely going to attract more UFOs

Too many gnats!

Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos trib.al/QTO6Qpf

Rain!