TSUJIMO

高市総理「成長のスイッチはこれだ」ドスッ 日本経済「ああ!! うぐっ!! ぐああ!!」 高市総理「ん!? まちがったかな...」

MESSAGE I wholeheartedly endorse the powerful appeal for peace made by the Holy Father, Pope Leo, during his Palm Sunday Mass. His call for the laying down of arms and the renunciation of violence resonated profoundly with me, as it speaks to the very essence of what all major religions teach. Indeed, whether we look to Christianity, Buddhism, Islam, Hinduism, Judaism or any of the world's great spiritual traditions, the message is fundamentally the same: love, compassion, tolerance, and self-discipline. Violence finds no true home in any of these teachings. History has shown us time and again that violence only begets more violence and is never a lasting foundation for peace. An enduring resolution to conflict, including the ones we see in the Middle East or between Russia and Ukraine, must be rooted in dialogue, diplomacy and mutual respect — approached with the understanding that, at the deepest level, we are all brothers and sisters. I urge for and pray that the violence and conflicts may soon come to an end. DALAI LAMA 31 March 2026

@Devon_Eriksen_ Before 2000, talking about food was called a "food report." The term "food terrorism" gradually emerged to refer to a surprise attack that disrupts one's diet.

Apparently, "food terrorism" is not a joke the Japanese came up with just now to describe our steakposting. It's a preexisting Japanese idiom for showing you something you really want to eat, when you can't actually eat it.

@redheadranting 家族とは政治の話をしない。家の中に公的な話題を持ち込んで対立したらどこへ行けばいいんだ。

Now that we're dialed in to Japan Twitter I need to know if the Japanese are divided politically like Americans? Do the Japanese cut off friends and family for having different beliefs like we do in America?

@nikkei 防空壕と呼べばわかりやすいのに。なんで文字数増やすかなあ。

「日本型シェルター」有事と災害時を兼用　既存の地下施設活用へ nikkei.com/article/DGXZQO…

@glenn_tunes Khamenei banned nuclear weapons. His successor could change that policy at any time.

I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT IRAN DID NOT HAVE ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND THAT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WAS OPEN FOR BUSINESS BEFORE TRUMP STARTED THE EPSTEIN WAR 🤷

@MyWatchIsLost We use the metric system, but for American-sized items, we may use pounds and inches.

My fellow Americans, they call their super sizes "American size". This is incredible news.

@jijicom そんな金も人も資源もあるか。なにかが起こると知っているなら避難させろ。

市町村単位で全住民収容　「シェルター」方針を閣議決定 jiji.com/jc/article?k=2…

@WatcherontheWeb In my view, the countries most pro-American today are Japan and Vietnam. Those who fought willingly can accept the consequences. In many other countries, people were forced and killed. It’s understandable they feel resentment.

@WatcherontheWeb Japanese citizens were not forced by a dictator—they supported the war and participated voluntarily. It was a total war of a democracy. We must accept the consequences of our own choices. The war is over. You are not our enemies, and we do not hate you.

Dear new Japanese friends... May I beg an explanation of something of you? I'm sure the answer is different for everyone... but... WHY do you like us? Many places we have gone to war with, and even some of the ones we have gone to war to save... seem to hate us But our nations engaged in some of what is arguably the most horrific warfare in human history to that date, and it's not like you got space away from us or our culture afterwards to gain peace over it why don't you hate us like the Germans do? Or the french? or on most days, half of the British? I'm VERY happy about it, and grateful, but I have always wondered what the difference is I know much of it for us is "We had a problem, we settled it, now there's not a problem"... kind of the "2 dudes fight on the playground and end up best friends" thing

@mainichijpnews 円安が進めば誰も来てくれなくなる。悩めるのも今のうちだけだ。

「外国人なしで、この国に明日はない」＝國枝すみれ mainichi.jp/20260327/k00/0…

@ryangrim He merely wanted to see what would happen if he lit the gasoline. He never imagined the house would catch fire.

Still can’t believe Trump is torching the global economy for basically no reason

手順。UTMで仮想環境を作りmacOS Mojaveをインストール。Time MachineのHDDを認識させる。移行アシスタントを使って環境を復元する。「問題なく動くだろうけどIntel Macより遅く感じるよ」とのこと。どうしようもなくなったらそうするか。

Mac mini(2012)の調子が良くない。Illustrator CS5をもうしばらく使いたいので代替マシンをヤフオクで探してみる。だが条件の良いモノは見つからない。ChatGPTに相談したら「最新のMacBookを買えばいいじゃない」と簡単に言う。

@Takumi_KOU_IJN そんなに嫌ならメキシコに返還すればいいのに。

カリフォルニアと日本のトレード案出てるけどなんでカリフォルニアそんな嫌われてんの。

@RickyDoggin これを何人で食うのだ。20人以上か。

Could you eat a 38.6 Pound Steak?

本当に難しいなと思うのは ① A「ロシアによるウクライナ侵略は正当化されない」 B「ウクライナにも腐敗など一定の問題がある」 C「たとえBであってもAはやはり許容されない」 は全て成り立ちますし、 ② D「米国とイスラエルによるイラン攻撃は正当化されない」 E「イラン現政権には問題がある」 F「たとえEであってもDはやはり許容されない」 もまとめて成り立ちますし、なんならそれに加えて ③ G「Bの問題とEの問題は性質が大きく異なるので同列には論じられない」 だって十分成り立つのですが、 なぜに「Aを唱える人間はBCDEFG全て無視する人間だ」とレッテル貼りされてしまうのでしょうか。 私の観測範囲ですと、Aを主張する方の多くが、BCDEFGもバランスよく論じておられるように思いますが。

@CrazyPanda11111 ゴミ捨て場をきれいに管理してくれてるって意味では。

僕が購入した家の駐車場に車を停めていたら、近所の老婆から 👵「この土地を管理している〇〇と申しますが」 と言われて困惑

なんだこの肉だらけのツイッターは

円安スタグフレーションの影　原油高より怖い高市政権の積極財政 nikkei.com/article/DGXZQO…

@nikkei 完全禁輸で一匹10万円になればいい。そうしたら養殖の研究に資金がつぎ込まれて完成が早まるだろう。

ウナギの増減、日欧で見解が真っ二つ　科学的根拠乏しく規制は否決 nikkei.com/article/DGXZQO…