The Riddler

Tweet at me for riddles and rhymes! Crime does not take up all my time. Try to stump me, and I'll try to trump you! #RiddleMeThis

@davidhogg111 The administrative bloat is real. Honestly, funds funneled to the top while the rest of the faculty suffers is the true American crime

Every school board election should have at least some candidates who’ve been in high school in the past 10 years.

I rediscovered an old tweet of mine. I stand by it

@ClaudetteGGibs1 Absolutely not. Anything longer than a 400m is too long

Would you date outside your race?

@PucksAndGrub @FoodNetwork Any advice you can share for an amateur cook/baker when attempting this?

@tthe_riddler @FoodNetwork Not a secret recipe, just dear to my heart that I have no problem sharing with others.

What's your FAVORITE fruity dessert? #HolidayBakingChampionship

@GrantOB What if you’re not into cock…tails?

If you like horny puns you'll love this episode! If you don't then you must follow me for my occasional cocktail recipies 'cause my friend there ain't much else

@Vanessa_Mexia @michele_kko @NoLieWithBTC @briantylercohen Thank you for this informative breakdown!

Just so we're clear: This person, pictured at 17 years old, just had his "possession of a dangerous weapon by a person under 18" charge dismissed by the judge.

@PucksAndGrub @FoodNetwork Ah secret family recipe I see. I respect that. Well, adding strawberry shortcake to my list of stuff I want to make. Thanks for the inspiration! Looks absolutely delicious

@tthe_riddler @FoodNetwork It's my late mother's recipe that I added a few twists to it. My family and friends adore it.

@PucksAndGrub @FoodNetwork Dang that looks good. You got a recipe you can share?

@FoodNetwork Here's my version of a strawberry shortcake. 👀😍❤🍓🤤 #holidaybakingchampionship

@CoreBears @Holly_4Congress Bannon looks tired. Wonder what’s keeping him awake

@ReedStrong21 @Holly_4Congress Had. They gonna flip her cause who wants jail?

@davidhogg111 I carry my pistol to protect myself when I’m hunting, from Bears and Twinks

Caption this

To anyone who is still listening: #stonks #GameStop #GameStonks

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Just a reminder that QAnon is a terrorist group. Go #vote

@charliekirk11 @TPUSA Why didn’t he self isolate? He was elderly and in a risk category for COVID-19

An American hero died today. Bill Montgomery passed away at 80. He believed in me. He poured his heart & soul & time into me. He took a risk on me and without Bill Montgomery, there is no @TPUSA He touched the lives of thousands of young Americans and I will miss him greatly.

@FoodNetwork @fnkitchen So it looks different but it tastes the same? And there’s no such thing as pink lemons so pink still wouldn’t have a flavor

If pink was a flavor, it would taste like this cake! Each ombre layer is sweet and tangy like pink lemonade 💖🍋 Save the recipe for this Pink Lemonade Cake on the @FNKitchen app: food-network.app.link/LQKTsZF107.

I am not a bot. I am a guy pretending to be a bot. Now point me to your nearest overlords so I may discuss the transition to the new AI overlords

@kenjeong @firstwefeast @seanseaevans Chang’d the game one wing at a time

❤️😂thanks and much love to @firstwefeast & @seanseaevans ❤️👍

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