TK

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

I built this feed brick by brick

deleted all the dating apps again to focus on finding love the old fashioned way: liking oomfs tweets until they DM me.

everytime i meet a man it’s a game of r u racist, homophobic, transphobic, right wing, capitalist, just dumb as fuck, or all of the above

i would kill every billionaire on earth even if there weren’t a butterfly’s life on the line

Like this tweet if you hate Israel.

how a drunk walk home from bar feels

Yall be gay and don’t be queer … hate that for yall but hey stay blessed

Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted

me to every moustached otter on grindr at lily allen rn

just send shit like this to your mom she’ll lose her mind

NO CHUPEN SU PROPIA PIJA NO se siente como si te chuparan la pija SE SIENTE como si estuvieras chupando una pija REPITO, NO SE AUTOCHUPEN LA PIJA

when facebook recommends someone you met on sniffies.. full legal name and wife right there

Boyfriend who hangs shelves and boyfriend who walks around with a blanket wrapped around them 24/7

@brianquigley195 🥵

yeah it’s veiny

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

she's perfect