tuckered out lil fella

Dear Gay Boys, Your bodies are perfect. You don’t have to be 11’5 and made of clay and strong as 1000 men to protect the Jews of Prague. It’s okay to be made of silt and only strong as 50 men when the Maharal carves Truth into your forehead. You’re beautiful in your own ways!

@gowanusofficial oomf ur a marvel with the calipers

the high belly button, the short forearms… these men are 5’2” tall and most don’t look like this because they have prenatal vitamins now

@greetinghimeros left late, got an exceptionally fast express that skipped five stops, arrived early. “see? i told you he’s punctual”

Somehow got to work 15 minutes early despite leaving 30 minutes late and taking the same route I always do

@JoeyxRoss it was a good little pun though

@JoeyxRoss i extremely bravely messaged Vegvi-Sir last week on the apps and now he’s just Matt

commemorating 3 years at my gym in bushwick. shout out to Realtree Tattooed Santa, Regular-Sized James Pligge, Dumped By The Most Beautiful Woman On Earth Supersets, Puerto Rican or Lebanese: Yes, Saman Ghasemzadeh Except Irish, The Riddermogger of Rohan, and Avenged Slavicfold

@benj___i oomf the tits are titting

@m__d__w christ

I'm so tired lol

cackling that both monogamous and non-monogamous gays on hinge will say “it’s about respect and communication” and mean completely different things by that

@even_steven8tht naively thought it was a disease of the str8s but a recent Hinge put up 5’11” and walked around the corner two inches shorter. literally looked down at my own feet as we hugged to make sure i wasn’t wearing boots

The amount of men who lie about their height on the apps is insane. Like several of my last hookups listed themselves as taller or near the same height as me and then they walking in the door and I’m looking down at them.

@phantom_threadz why have you never done a single wrong thing in your life and deserve nothing less than the bounty of the firmament

Well, what do you wanna know?

@greetinghimeros if u work for the company i’m thinking of…………

Like 4 twitter gays technically randomly being my co workers ok ok

@giovanniroomba troubling how much more i was treated like a human by men who wanted to fuck than by well-off liberals when i was desperately poor in my 20s

@sdvanw shut up 😍

Shaved my face. Hate it.

@benj___i he international on my labor til I bund

When I meet other Jewish gays and realize they’re leftists it’s like … okurrrr bestie

@666tody666 they will never stop me fucking my oomfs

I hate the apps bro I just want to fuck my oomfs

@rebirthcanal king

☀️

@_garrettcharles shhhh they can hear you

@sweatypraxis what do you mean by that

where do all the bugs go in the winter

@pwalm2 winning

dinner tonight with besties and then boating tomorrow morning with other besties and then pre plus rave with alllll the besties tomorrow night ☺️

Borges Pokemon story where each of us is a Pokemon whose name consists in all the words we speak over our lifetime