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A bee's just landed next to me, and said "5 fluid ounces, 120 pints, 7 cubic inches and 2 teaspoons." I think it spoke volumes.

@APartridgeQOTD I'd like to spend it walking around York Railway Museum with Kay Burley. Then off to Betty's for afternoon tea, before ending the evening downing tequila from cat skull goblets.

Roy - it's a bank holiday weekend. What ya doin , who's with ya?

Garage D'oh!

@beastieboys @YouTube Meanwhile, Barry Manilow opened his and found it contained Shake Your Rump and Body Moving... djmag.com/news/beastie-b…

Namaste live from The Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in 1992 is now up on @YouTube: BeastieBoys.lnk.to/NamasteLive

Roses are red, On crisps I love chomping, When using this shower,

Just wanted to share my view! Show yours? 😍☀️🏙️🇿🇦

@coldwarsteve Depressingly brilliant. 👏👏👏

@mrjamesob Plants always know the time of year because they have Apple Watches. Sorry. #MysteryHour

I bought a six pack of sodding ready salted instead of the usual variety pack. SHIT

@RobHadgraft @OFalafel Great minds! For some reason, I had a bee talking to me... x.com/tumour/status/…

Congratulations to comedian/author/Luton Town supporter OLAF FALAFEL @OFalafel, who told the joke voted 6th best at this year's Edinburgh Festival (!) 😆 Here it is: "My dad used to say to me 'Pints, gallons, litres' – which, I think, speaks volumes."

@prodnose #AwfullyBritishHorrorFilms

The Brides Of Dracula's Hen Night In Marbella. #AwfullyBritishHorrorFilms

When it seems to take forever for your crisps to drop out of the vending machine.

@Pauls259 @fourhourtarget @EwaSR

@fourhourtarget They slow down and you 'fro dose bags in'. Sorry, that's appalling.

@jonnyshire Same here. Porsche has built its own - thedrive.com/news/porsches-…

@jonnyshire Yes - twitter.com/GermanCarScene…

Not a phone in sight, just kids living in the moment.

Hope that’s chocolate 😳