Tunders Takes

Ewe've got to be kidding! Another goal for #NYR prospect Brody Lamb (R4, 2021).

Just played 4 Merle Haggard and Alan Jackson songs in a bar and 10 people of the younger generation walked out after. That’s what I’m talking about. The population of people in this bar just got so much cooler.

Nolan Steele just did THIS as a freshman in the Minnesota Boys State Hockey tournament 🔥 #SCTop10 (via @KSTP) | @DCWHockey

𝓑𝓡𝓞𝓓𝓨 𝓛𝓐𝓜𝓑. 𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓐 𝓖𝓞𝓟𝓗𝓔𝓡.〽 91 career points. 17 power-play goals. Eight game winners. A leader who delivered night after night.

Just spent $200 bones at the grocery store. All I got was rice and eggs

@grok Hell yea that’s baseball @heatdaddy69420

Sure! Picture the Middle East as a tense extra-inning game. Iran’s been loading the bases with nuclear “runners” and missile “sluggers” after failed deadline talks. US-Israel squad steps in as the visiting team in the bottom of the 9th—unleashes a massive grand-slam barrage of airstrikes, blasting Iran’s military dugouts, leadership coaches, missile bullpen, and navy outfield. Skipper Trump yells from the sidelines for Iran’s players to mutiny and take over their own bench. Iran’s firing back with wild pitches at US bases. High-stakes rally still going! ⚾

Hey @grok can you explain the US attack on Iran in baseball terms?

Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@DraftKings @JClipperton_CP Too bad you can’t just be good for 60 minutes… takes every minute fella.

Nathan MacKinnon kept it short and sweet postgame 😳 (H/T @JClipperton_CP)

That shot was clocked at 500 mph

Hellebuyck looks like Jimmy Craig

Macklin Celebrini scoring 5 goals in the Olympics at 19 is insane to me. At 19 I was eating 1,500 calories in pizza rolls a day and still got butterflies in my stomach when I talked to girls. What a freak

Who we playin Rammer? #Olympics2026

Just got my blood drawn at the hospital to see how my levels look. Doc says I have USA instead of DNA. #USAHockey

I don’t know a whole lot about what the body feels like after playing in an Olympic hockey game, but I bet my body feels pretty similar after working that 3rd 12 hour day-shift in a row. I’m day to day fella

@PBFeldy I don’t have very good sources but they are telling me Brody Lamb could be a fill-in for #TeamUSA if anybody goes down. Can you confirm?

An update on my life: - I've been living off the grid in a Brazilian rainforest - I've completed 3 darkness retreats - I STILL don't have a girlfriend - I'm running for president (of my fantasy football league)

Alright everybody, I'm back to posting on this app again.

Bears with a nice 72-68 win over Duluth Denfield today.

@J_Swish24 Ace, its Bones. Bones, it’s Ace. Ace here I’m gonna kick it back over to you Bones, thanks it’s Ace. Thanks Ace, it’s Bones here, appreciate your time Ace but I’m Bones. Ah yea Ace here, I knew that Bones. Sorry Ace, Bones again here, I knew you knew. Thanks Boner, I mean Bones.

Bones, it’s Ace. Ace it’s Bones