Society is doomed if you think there are 4 plus sized people in that room
Lana del Rey Summa Cumme Laude@LDRCumLaude
Knowing Emma Robert’s has like 4 plus size friends is the gag of the century
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Tina_Turnedher
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@JoshTakesWs @JuniaG_MVP First off calm down, second she said “pocket sized” what devices fit in your pocket that recently became way more popular? And third, anyone who grew up in a smokers house knows that shit leave things with a thin film of filth, adding sugary syrup to tobacco would make it sticky
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@JuniaG_MVP DONT CARE FOR VAGUEPOSTING BUT HOW IN ANY WAY WERE YOU IMPLYING THE VAPES WITH THIS ?!
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Hm I wonder if there’s like, a pocket-sized device that can leave an otherwise imperceptible film on shelves and walls for the dust to cling to
Dimes@LegallyIronic
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@suburbanstreete @WillSommers2 so what happens when a baby gets hit with one? It goes through someones windshield causing an accident? Someones pet gets hit by one? It could quite lierally kill someone, its not being a pussy, its called respect.
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@WillSommers2 Hahaha none of y'all do much golfing or have ever been hit by a ball and it shows. Typical bitch made society 🤣 I've been nailed by a ball. Hurt like a sob. But I was completely fine. It's a fucking golf ball not a bullet 🙄
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My new favorite TikTok account are these guys that just launch golf balls into downtown Los Angeles
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@thenightbethore In what world was Pascal ‘shredded’ in that video?
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seeing pedro pascal shredded makes me feel uncomfortable in the same way as these pics of billy crystal with a six pack
Pedro Pascal Daily@pascalarchive
Pedro Pascal with Ebon-Moss Bachrach spotted in Greece recently 📹 noahmarliin | tiktok
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@cryptodumie_89 @TOOTTHEBARBER Also if it already comes with peppers on it its even more so not a philly cheesesteak
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@turners925 @TOOTTHEBARBER Thanks for the knowledge
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Pro Philly Tip: If you see “Philly Cheesteak” on the menu, DON’T ordering it.
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@cryptodumie_89 @TOOTTHEBARBER Usually theres a section of the menu that says Steaks, and then youll have options like chicken, plain, pizza, buffalo. Or itll be under the hoagies section and it just says steak.
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@TOOTTHEBARBER Is it suppose to just say cheesesteak?
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@PaulCoo08541835 @gambullscasino Got any evidence to back up an accusation?
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🚨 Conor McGregor just broke yet another record
He is the first ever fighter in history to finish himself within 30 seconds of the fight.
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@Betsycashmoney Spice jawn. Girl you not from philly and that was a dead give away
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So is David Beckham like the GOAT of English soccer, or is he more famous for being handsome & being married to Spice jawn?
Can someone explain in NBA terms?
As a kid I think I assumed he was way better than he actually was. Is he actually like the Tristan Thompson of soccer?
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@ClassicNicdz @DaniHenReyes @bigbrobible This is peak ignorance. A black alliance is racist for simple existing. Yet, white woman literally using slurs, making racist jokes to the point news outlets were reporting it. Literally ripping apart a black hg bed, is not? Peak ignorance
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@DaniHenReyes @bigbrobible The Cookout from BB23 is a million times more racist.
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People don’t want to admit it, but a true villains season would feature one or both of these two. Name a bigger villain in the franchise? #BB28
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@ClassicNicdz @nmaccarone_ @DaniHenReyes @bigbrobible Literally white people did this for 22 years and no one batted an eye, the Cook out happens 1 time and people are screaming racism.
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@nmaccarone_ @DaniHenReyes @bigbrobible I get that but they couldve had a black winner without doing what they did. The 10 people were scared to call it out because theyd be labelled racist its literally what happened with BB24 Kyle. 10 people cannot play a game based on strategy when 6 people are playing based on race
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@Brewjew308 It’s an America250 reenactment of President Ben Franklin and his kite.
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He's making Park service employees carry around metal fencing during a DC thunderstorm.
To guard against invisible vandals.
Who ruined the tallest water on earth.
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@fidgetsfive @voodoo1836 No one said anything about monitoring my phone. But if i cant even have it in my pocket while working in case of emergencies then that tells me everything i need to know about how they treat employees in other aspects.
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@turners925 @voodoo1836 How old are you? What you just described was normal not all that long ago. If there was an emergency your family should have been smart enough to call your place of employment and get a hold you. You’re there to work not monitor your phone.
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You'll get fired for having your phone on the floor in your pocket
Kage Invests 影@Investmentkage
You can make 100k plus working at a gas station. I’m in the wrong profession.
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@fidgetsfive @voodoo1836 Im 30, and at the time this happened was 20. Im not close with my fathers side of the family at all but was very close with my father. They didnt know where i worked, it wasnt until one of my other siblings was contacted, they then contacted my work.
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@voodoo1836 It was sudden, i worked at a restaurant so theres not a direct number besides the regular business number. And even then, why would i have my family reach put to someone else at work and not directly to me? We’re all adults. If phones become a distraction thats a seperate issue.
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@turners925 Sorry to hear that. Is it not possible to have your family have a direct number to someone at work that can reach you in this situations? I realize that is more steps.
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@voodoo1836 @chlamydiapills My father died while i was at work one day, didnt get the call until my family called where i was working. Ever since then i refuse to work somewhere that wont allow me to even have it on the floor. I wont be using it all the time, but in the case of an emergency i want it.
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@chlamydiapills I am just curious. What is important enough that you need your phone throughout the day? I can go 12+ hours without needing anything, including talking to my wife. She knows at work, texting/calling is a privilege.
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@factpostnews Here i am with autism, played softball and skateboarded when i was a kid, wrote multiple poems one that i ended performing at my graduation. Married, working a full time job, and i even drive my own car and cook my own meals
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RFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.
FactPost@factpostnews
RFK Jr is now taking over the federal office in charge of special education services.
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@britttlifts Everyone saying its a dryer is wrong. No dryers load from the top they all load from the front. The door for the machine hes carrying is on the top. Its a washing machine.
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@monstarrrsauce @britttlifts I sell appliances for a living, thats definitely a washer. No dryers load from the top they always load from the front. The door for the machine hes carrying is on the top.
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@britttlifts He trickin y'all that's a dryer. I can spin that on my finger
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