Jack@turtle_teeth·36mWriting a screenplay about a beach that makes you old. I’m thinking of calling it ‘Time Sand’.Çevir English0017
Jack@turtle_teeth·3hBoiled shite reporting for dutyÇevirJack@turtle_teethI’ve seen exactly 1 person since I got sick earlier this week who today told me I “look like boiled shite”. So that’s how things are currently going for me English00352
Jack@turtle_teeth·5hI’ve seen exactly 1 person since I got sick earlier this week who today told me I “look like boiled shite”. So that’s how things are currently going for meÇevir English00491
Jack@turtle_teeth·5hI am going to scrunch you up into a little ball and roll you down a big hillÇevir English10367
Jack@turtle_teeth·12hLike this tweet if you want me to send you some fingernails in the post* *they’re not all mineÇevir English00130
Jack retweetlediSlappy@Slapmemam·13hEvery song playing right now was written specifically about my life.Çevir English0316246
Jack@turtle_teeth·13hI’m going to keep liking your tweets until you follow me back you prickÇevir English0011130