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The problem is you can not have a billion naira and still live by N10m every month.
Reason 1 - Whatever you do to get that billion naira would never allow you be contented with N10m per month. You will continue to work.
Reason 2 - Having a billion naira without assets would not allow you to live with N10m per month. I mean you will literally want to have a good house, drive good car, eat good food, enjoy great and luxury things. (Lifestyle inflation is a thing and before you know it, N10m becomes insufficient). Somebody will now come and say there are people in Kano doing that, refer to reason 1 above.
We always talk on the assumption that someone will just give you a billion naira and then u manage life all through with N10m income which is very unrealistic.
No one is giving you billion naira for free (if you steal it from govt, you will embezzled it)
If you hustle and reach a billion naira status, you will never settle for a fixed N10m every month.
Morris Monye@Morris_Monye
Why are people surprised. I’ve been preaching this forever. If you are very liquid and invest right, you will probably never be broke again while your original amount remains intact.
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@MarioNawfal Why can't US infrastructure keep up? All these countries building cool shit and we can't have a decent public transport or national rail system 🤦♂️
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🇸🇦 Saudi built 250 robotic umbrellas at the Prophet's Mosque in Medina.
Each one opens to the size of a small stadium floor. They track the sun automatically, close at night, and light up with LEDs.
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@PrettyMfon @dammiedammie35 lol you’re short sighted… taking pictures put money for him pocket. The way some of una dumb and loud for this x ehn.
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@dammiedammie35 Hahaha. Chike don humble many Nigeria Men. Upon all the talk, babes still wan take pictures with am. Chike did wrong but it does not change the love that many women have for him.
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Chike at the film house cinema this evening and ladies going crazi, all of them wanted to take pictures with him👀🌚
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NOBODY:
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:
MY BRAIN EVERY 10 MINUTES ⤵️
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If Drake leaves UMG, his back catalog stays with the label. Every new album he drops, on any label, drives revenue back to music UMG controls. The smarter play isn’t to leave but to negotiate a renewal that includes a path to owning his masters.
Kurrco@Kurrco
Drake reportedly fulfilled his UMG contract with the release of his three new albums, per Hits Daily Double: "And if, as we’re hearing, this troika of albums fulfills Drake’s contract with UMG, it sure feels like a win-win for both parties. The artist’s fabulously successful catalog is said to be remaining with Universal."
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How to tell what phase of life a girl is in:
Posting thirst traps = recently single
Posting 5 stories a day and scrolling through so see if he saw it = she’s dating a guy who doesn’t like her
She suddenly starts posting home cooked meals, sourdough, and little farmer’s market hauls = she wants a man to know she’s wifey now even though she used to rail lines till 5am
If she’s doing Pilates every single day = she’s either in love, heartbroken, or unemployed. (sometimes all 3, depends what time the class is)
If she’s training for a marathon = he absolutely fucked her up
If she suddenly stops posting = new man
If she starts talking about freezing her eggs at dinner = hinge date pushed her into a full existential crisis
If she starts saying she’s in her “soft girl era,” = had a psychological collapse and hired a new therapist/Pilates instructor in the same week
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
How to tell what phase of life a guy is in: If he’s golfing every weekend, he hates his girlfriend/wife If he’s blacking out every Friday/Saturday, violently single and stuck in college If he’s training for a marathon, a breakup changed him fundamentally If he moved to Austin/Miami, NYC defeated him If he suddenly got into watches, he’s doing well at his job and that’s his priority in life If he’s posting jazz bars and espresso martinis, he’s obsessed with his ex and wants her attention If he suddenly stops tweeting/posting, definitely a new girlfriend If he bought a pickleball paddle, his life peaked 6 months ago. Cooked If he’s doing Hyrox, he thinks he’s better than everyone else, but isn’t
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If you ever needed proof that this lady is a proper Nigerian woman, just look at the rolling of eyes in the last 3 seconds 😂
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This is one of the better versions of this prompt template I’ve seen
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If you need Big bum bum…. Just lemme know.
UGO 🇬🇧@heismric
UGO’s wife. UGO’s wife. Divorce is finalised. It’s Ex-wife.
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@tinaturttle The "Dark Spot Correcting Serum" is literally just four cosmetic oils. None of those oils have clinical evidence for fading PIH or melasma. You're paying $22 for a face oil that does basically nothing to help. You could get sooo much better for that price
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what do you guys use to remove dark spots and even skin tone ?🙁
hustlinmfman@hustlinmfman
Clearing my skin was one of my biggest accomplishments this year!
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@_soromi @General_Somto lol like she said most of you are kids who don’t know how to use social media, pass your message without insulting and generalizing. Is her dad and brothers grapist too? Learn
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@General_Somto What did she say wrong? I’m confused! Where’s the lie in what she said? What’s the problem with what she said. Did she lieeee??? For it to be a woman that is quoting this video is sickening 🤢 chaiii
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“Yul And May Edochie, Please Call Your Daughter To Order Before Its Too Late. Because Tell Me, What Is This?”. ~ Lady Reacts
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