Tuurtal *washed*

yall should watch please youtube.com/watch?v=hl5u0w…

been really into killing my neighbor lately

Getting banned mid esex is crazy

Hey siri bring me a beer you whore

Tapping my head to get an ABS challenge on my field sobriety test

@_Star0fTheShow_ Hating the knuckle blaster is a self report that you are bad at the game. And I hate the knuckle blaster

The four least used and worse weapons! Like who even uses them??? NOBODY because they SUCK!!! YOU SHOULD ONLY USE META. You can’t even do anything good with them.

@Sattazahn15 Good April fools bit, you can go back to hating zelda now

Those who know me are aware that Zelda is my favourite franchise and I will never stop loving it That being said, I hope this OoT remake is fake. It’s an amazing game don’t get me wrong, but considering it’s already available with NSO we could remake games that deserve it more

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

Young Thug speaks on Olaf’s death: “They killed him for simply having an opinion. God help his poor wife. We will honor his name. We will carry the flame.”

If I couldn't see them before how am I friends with some awesome trans people?

#BREAKING Atheist Almond is going to Utah University to debate Students on ATHEISM.

@BDawggCOMT hell no

Dear Smash players: If you're having trouble with your local Steve or Kazuya player, might I suggest a perfect counterpick for you?

im on a roll

shit aint nothing to me man

@kfpbeat_bk Thank god

@tuurtal Ew, not you

Me looking through FNF Help Wanted Tweets only to find that all the coders have their DMs turned off... Also, Hi yes, working on a mod. Need at LEAST 1 coder but 2+ would be preferable...

BROOOO, my parlay is fucked

@NotPepsiCo nah, its "GIMME A POINT O GUINNESS LADDIE OR I’LL PUTA BOMB IN YA CAR"

Don’t you mean “GIMME A POINT O GUINNESS LADDIE OR I’LL SHOVE ME FOOT UP YER ARSE”

His greed sickens me

@kfpbeat_bk just do it man

should i actually tweet about bowling? It's in my bio and I bowl every week, I just never talk about it haha

balls