grim

shaving my legs but not my bush or armpits because im not a fucking loser

Eating my cigarette’s butt

Choosing between going into the women’s or men’s bathroom as a masc presenting lesbian but I don’t want to be verbally assaulted by either so I just end up peeing myself

does no one exist

i just be saying shit my bad

your honor that's bananas!

divorce

i supprt divorce

excuse me pardon me excuse me pardon me excuse me pardon me

why was his name willy wonka

THINKING ABOUT DELETING TWITTER IS A PRODUCT OF SUICIDAL IDEATION.

Women be like hello

Get absolutely overanalyzed

I met grok. She's black

It’s endearing when someone is bad at smoking weed

*HOUSOFPSYCHOTICWOMN VOICE* I LOVE YOU.

Tickle my brain w/ a feather

@godfrey_von only people born in THE REAL 20s will get it

@Discount_Death if you've lived <4 standard incarnations here I don't wanna hear it

twitter but for people over 300 years old

@LE_Kay88 yknow what i think ur right actually

@Discount_Death Hey, buddy, that's not on you, okay?

im sorry if my dead wife has been texting you