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Five hours later I'm the owner of a 2025 Chevy Trax.

About to go car shopping and I'm a nervous wreck. Care Bear Stare me, guys.

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There's a kind of stress that builds slowly... until it suddenly doesn't feel manageable anymore. I think I hit that point this weekend. I'm going to slow things down and focus on what I can handle… but I won't pretend I've got it all together right now.

@tvwriter Miracle Pizzeria?

For those who have asked me what a pizza-ghetti is, you’re welcome. Damn, I love Quebec’s culinary scene! It’s stick-to-your-ribs-and-survive-another-winter food and I’m here for it!

Textrovert. A person who is expressive and funny in text but shy in person.

@Moon_River05 Very cool!

My new way cool bookshelf i just ordered!! Cant wait!

@TheVallyD Another good one to celebrate falls a month before on February 24th. That's Abe Vigoda's birthday!

Well, it’s admittedly been a somewhat challenging recent news cycle thus far, but at least Norman Fell’s birthday is in about 3 days. Always cheers me up, every year.

Pete Hegseth reminds me of Chet from Weird Science.

This is worse than finding out about Chuck Norris today.

This has been a week. I forgot how familiar screenwriting would feel. There's something very emotional about realizing you didn't lose it. You just stopped believing it still belonged to you.

@PracticalBedlam My gorgeous Monstera was once a cutting.

Never mind jewelry, bring me plant cuttings. Bitches love plant cuttings.

@atrupar From the @WeeklyHumorist 😂🤣😂

Trump: "They gave me a list of names. 'Sir, you can pick the name you'd like, sir.' I said, the name of what? 'The name of the attack! On Iran, sir.' And they gave me like 20 names. And I'm like falling asleep. I didn't like any of them. Then I see Epic Fury."

@RpsAgainstTrump From the @WeeklyHumorist.

Trump: “They gave me a list of names. Sir, pick the name you like, sir! The name of what? The name of the attack on Iran, sir. They gave me like, 20 names. I'm like, falling asleep, I didn't like any of them. Then I see Epic Fury. I said, I like that name”

😂🍀

Nothing humbles you faster than trying to remember a password you just reset.

@mistrustme1 There once was a Molly on X, Whose kindness left cynics perplexed. With a hundred-K strong, She'd boost voices all day long So we're waiting for St. Molly's Day next. 🍀

He Googled Irish last names at noon By two he was Declan O’Tune By four he had tales Of shamrocks and Wales The absolute, magnificent loon #limerick #stpatricks

Chemistry is when the conversation moves so easily that neither person is checking their phone.

When he realized red is the good part.. 😅