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Super Fernando Torres? Fair play if he’s around in 150 years

@Anayacs71 Ah yes, china in india. Very well known, joker

I parked near a Chinese restaurant while at the gym, and when I came back, I found this symbol on my car. Any idea what it means?

Just became a dad.

@FutSheriff “Bro this season” why all this guy does is suck off people for leaks then goes home to wank himself off in his lonely flat 😭

Bro this season

@EAFCassist Evo ing a card that’s only gonna be available in career mode. Interesting bait tho

🚨 NEYMAR IS BACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 • ✅ Official stats • ✅ Official PS+ EVO’ing IMMEDIATELY 🥶🥶🥶

@AdamRackis If my kid talks to me like this, I’ve failed as a parent.

Raising a teenager is exhausting in ways you can’t fathom

@FC26News_ @AsyFutTrader @_ReFIFA It’s career mode not ultimate team btw guys

🚨 Neymar 🇧🇷 is BACK in FC 26 • ✅ 83 rated • ✅ Official stats Brazil will be fully licenced 🔥🔥

@veil_vii @FPL_TomHadley Bro he’s a centre back, I think he’s just pointing out the humour in it, don’t get your thing in a twist

@FPL_TomHadley Now compare aggregate G+A this season, I’m sure it’ll drive your point home 👍

Virgil Van Dijk has scored just one league goal less than Erling Haaland in 2026. And no, I’m not joking

@FUTWIZ Soo…ultimate team started in 09, pretty weird thing to lie about

60 grand, 60 grand Seamus Coleman Coleman is one of the very few players to feature in every single edition of Ultimate Team, from the debut in 𝗙𝗜𝗙𝗔 𝟭𝟬 all the way to 𝗙𝗖 𝟮𝟲, without ever changing clubs. Best 60 grand ever spent? 🤔

@Only1tommo Classic Arsenal, Doing things 2nd is in their blood. It’s already been done dickhead🤣🤣🤣

Arsenal mad lads, I’ve got a proper crazy idea and I need your thoughts… What if I buy the cheapest, most dodgy little car I can find in the UK this week, jump in it with a sleeping bag and a rucksack, and just drive the full 19 hours straight to Budapest for the Champions League final and video my journey? No ticket. No hotel booked. No real plan. Just pure wing it energy, bad decisions, and hoping the football gods smile on us. I’m talking service station food, zero sleep, maybe a random ferry or tunnel crossing, praying the car doesn’t explode somewhere in Germany, and rocking up in Budapest like “right… now how do we get in?” Am I actually mental? Or is this the greatest idea I’ve ever had?

@fifa_romania If you’re still latching to hope that this game isn’t dead, you’ve got issues

EA MUST cook at Ultimate TOTS or its over

@futagentt Not another fullback evo, such a joke

💣💣TOTS TODAY EVOLUTION💣💣 89 RATED LB POSITION Intercept+, Pinged Pass+, Technical+ Quick Step, Jockey, Incisive Pass 95 Stamina, 94 Short Passing Big Stats Upgrade, Playstyles Upgrade Show me your first owner card and I will tell you if he can be used

@Lea_EFC All - Average 🤣

Everton squad rankings imo: ⭐️ World Class - Pickford 📉 Below World Class - Brathwaite & KDH 🤯 Overrated - Beto 🤝 Average - Mykolenko 💰 Stealing a living - Patterson ⭐️ Future Superstar - Dibling

@thegingerwig Corrupt match anyway

Now imagine a VAR check for a foul by Ballotelli and tell me football is better with VAR

@JotaKsFUT At least you don’t have to worry about vini

EA really is going to drop all this when I HAVE NO FODDER!!! 😩😩😩😩

@cagiago_ Location checks out

Like this if you have no idea who the guys on the right is

@AnfieldPapers @davidornstein Only reason I wouldn’t personally have him back is because of his pussy bitch of a brother talking shit about Liverpool every since they left

[🟢] BREAKING: Liverpool are in frequent contact with the PLG Agency in discussions towards a potential return to the club for Trent Alexander-Arnold. Trent is open to regaining the trust and respect from the fans and regrets the way things ended last year. [@DavidOrnstein]

@RizzoliniSnr @femooafc Yeah it’s mad. The way he breaks the rules then gets a red, mental

@femooafc Man honestly the way rice gets fucking assaulted and then he’s given the red it was absurd to watch

They justified this red. So I legit don’t want to hear Jack shit anyone has to say.

@kimmoFC @Ismail10127 There you go lil bro x.com/amjushere/stat…

@Ismail10127 I said bring the clips, but you're still waffling.

Every man and pundit agreed it was the right decision. Unbelievably unprofessional post match reporter from Sky. Running his agenda and narrative, putting words in Bowen and Nuno's mouth for reactions. Listen to the Arsenal hate in his questions.

@AgmnoKJ98 @mcfclou Wow youre a proper arsenal retard ain’t you

@mcfclou Raya is literally the best GK itw for claiming crosses and high passes. Respectfully, you’re chatting out your backside with that one.

Good evening Rory, please explain these 3 situations that all went your way then