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I have some questions: -where did he come from? -where did he go? It’s statistically more probable that we find the cure for cancer than the origins or whereabouts of Cotton Eye Joe

Rolling our ears of corn in a stick of butter implies the existence of a universe where folks roll sticks of butter on an ear of corn and then eat that stick of butter typewriter-style

@kyrastopit I’m a little spoon guy as well

What size spoon do you like? I like the little ones

@_girlbert 69th like

I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever done or ever will do

@_girlbert Women can do anything

WILL I EVER COMPLETE A TASK GUYS BE HONEST

@_girlbert Hehehehe

my favorite part of the batman was the I think you should leave sketch in the middle

@kris100000000_0 The egg queen

@dietz_meredith 😂😂😂😂

about to crush the british version of this shit

@kris100000000_0 I think it means you’re destined to return to wall drug

The more I think about it, he actually low key did it to us