im sorry i shouldnt be here

You know those fake ivy vines people put on their walls? I hate those

I think I need to be placeboed on a daily basis

@MaxHanscom Consume your chapter 1

Riffing is not a victimless crime

I have not been little miss up and movin lately

Gonna have a self care night, I’m gonna make hot coco and tweet

Made myself some hot choccy just now

What size spoon do you like? I like the little ones

I was super into broccoli-core around 2014 on tumblr with @tweakysquirrel leading the way

Tryna use blue light to my advantage these days

Meatloaf is transparent in both form and function

I don’t think I could be friends with someone who doesn’t genuinely enjoy Wilco

Waterskiing is the least attractive sport

@mscullee15 You’re welcome for the tip off

Why as a child was I convinced that I was gonna have to face a Komodo dragon at some point in my life? And why were they included in every nature documentary ever

I wish I did more hiding behind rocks and peaking over them like they do in the lord of the rings

Only hot girls have chipped teeth

@marianaisbigbum Welcome back