This Tweep That

Pinned

she has a plan

@Leratomdk7 😂

No matter how bored I am, I do not visit people

He be like :- Have all the people arrived? I'll only perform once

@MrZainRaza @CherieDamour_ 😂

After their divorce Jemima dated Hugh Grand and Russell Brand. Imran Khan dated Elizabeth Hurley right after the divorce, then married Reham Khan, and then Bushra "PaRtEd WaYs EmOtiOnaLLy iN 2026"

A MAN CREATED A FAKE TINDER PROFILE of his EX-GIRLFRIEND. And then SENT 18 MEN to her house to RAPE HER. ASAD HUSSAIN (36), from CHEADLE, created MULTIPLE FAKE TINDER ACCOUNTS pretending to be his EX. He told STRANGERS she wanted a “RAPE FANTASY” and to be “ROUGHED UP.” THAT IF SHE SAID NO,IT MEANT SHE WANTED IT MORE. He gave her EXACT ADDRESS and PHONE NUMBER to STRANGERS. At least 18 MEN were DECEIVED into going to her house. MEN ARRIVED ONE AFTER ANOTHER, some on the SAME NIGHT with IDENTICAL MESSAGES. One MAN SHOVED THE DOOR, BREAKING A GLASS PANEL. Another ENTERED THE HOUSE while her DAUGHTER was INSIDE. He was found GUILTY after a NINE-DAY TRIAL at CHESTER CROWN COURT. Convicted of STALKING, ASSAULT, and FAILURE TO COMPLY with a SECTION 49 RIPA NOTICE. WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR MEN TO TAKE NO AS NO?

Sorry, but she’s not learning. So we continue.

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware.

@spaelanay @omar_quraishi The toes are not to your liking?

Happens without fail on the Middle East/Pak flights. This time on EY AUH-ISB.

I have this constant fear of being asked to tell a fun fact about me😭😭😭😭

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

i always regret not being more disrespectful in certain situations

@Saddam1599509 Dead.

@tweeep_ What has happened to your account? It's dead. Where is the old Chef Tweep?

Omg i just noticed this woman is replying all the comments under her tweet 😂

Even as a child, I knew I was going to be the overly distant family member 😂😂

When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41

Me once I enter this app

How I feel whenever I wear something other than black:

I need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days

O cara foi de sultão do império otomano pra maquiador de celebridades