Sean Flynn

@jcdelo @whitelotus_hbo Literally no greater disappointment in America right now

I would like to file a complaint with the @whitelotus_hbo re: dropping the best intro theme song of all time.

This 30 second clip of field hockey has my back SCREAMING

@maverickruise The refs really aren’t calling traveling anymore

IN THE CLOSET AT THE OLYMPICS!!! AND THIS GIRL ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@jcdelo @UberEats Looks like they got there fast though

I feel like sex ed class is really underutilizing the chaos and trauma of a bathtub poop

@OTerrifying This is too many eels

I am living the Mercedes Benz December to remember bow nightmare

This year I thought I’d be efficient and reuse old gift tags. Unfortunately, I was a little careless while doing so. Cut to me, panicking, as my mother in law happily starts opening the Apple Watch my wife wanted.

Went to Costco hungry. Now on damage control concealing these five pounds of tortilla chips

@wonderofscience I am here for this

Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Rehab loves to feel her shell scratched, so a kind volunteer made her a scratching device. Credit: Badger Run Wild Rehab / Caters News

Look at Patty over here trying to keep all that delicious discount van meat for herself #nextdoor

Me surfing the internet

My son recklessly brushing his hair without a mirror while chanting “guapo” is the energy we all need to channel

Although very on brand that most of those were due to me just forging ahead instead of taking the time to carefully read the instructions

Crazy to think I’m a board certified surgeon considering the number of mistakes I’ve made while assembling this fairly simple IKEA nightstand #22modifier

@racheljensenMD Clearly needs to be the sequel to your fitted sheet production

@tweetsflynn Do you need a video tutorial?

I don’t wish putting a duvet in a duvet cover on anyone

Nothing like a road trip to forge beautiful friendships and fierce rivalries with cars I will never see again

Just let a truck merge and he gave me the hazard light thank you. Going to be riding this high for a while

Really wish @uhaul would increase the font size for the interesting tidbits on the side of their vans. Really hard to read while driving