Mohammed

Behold. My grand son with my great grandson. God never bless me reach?

@TheRealAB_97 Congratulations on your wedding and may Allah bless your home🙏

@moemudi01 Desire

There is one Yoruba name that has the same spelling with an English word. What is the name or the word.

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@chisomholic 😂😂😂😂

I went to church and the female ursher didn't allow me to go in because of my outfit. This is matriarchal oppression controlling men's bodies. Guys is my outfit revealing? 🤔

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

Timeline is filled with guys tweeting like women to let women understand the gravity of the stupidity in many of their tweets. This is because you won't understand how stupid you sound until a guy says the same thing.

@n0thimagain @kidobi_ How Una dey take remember all these past tweets?😂😂😂

I remember one time I stepped out in my past relationship, I was feeling things that I hadn't felt before in my life and I started crying bc I knew it was over for my gf. Person wey Dey fok me with love, another woman dun turn me inside out and I knew it wasn't the last time

@Faksback666 So sorry King

This girl doing my laundry just texted me that she likes me 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 God what did I do to deserve this 😭😭😭

@PenTitan @doshmanhere Don't date down King

You texted me, I told you my phone screen just cracked You then said sorry What am I supposed to use your sorry for??? Another talking stage blockedddd

@_AsiwajuLerry Don't settle for less King👌

This married woman has been disturbing me for weeks so today I jokingly sent her my Amazon wishlist. Guys she sent me 2m and told me to ask if I need anything else. A REAL WOMAN who is intentional about you will never let you ask twice 🥹🥹

@peace_igho We are just flipping the script.

Why are twitter men broke shaming women today? What did we do?? ☹️

@fwBen_ @Feeztm Dem don fold😂😂

@Feeztm This convo gan 😭😭 Them no Dey even talk back 😭😂

If you don’t have at least 100 million in your account, I don’t think you deserve any man. Do you know how much they sell ordinary RX350? Do you know how much they sell highfashion hoodie. Some of you just want a slave that will suffer with you… purr 💅

@_VALKlNG @viccetti @Temilulu_pr Don't settle for less please.

@viccetti @Temilulu_pr Yes, first week into the talking stage

As a man, not owning a PS5 says a lot about your partner.

@attah_akor You did the right thing.. go King

Just came back from a date with this lady and this is the last time she'll hear from me. I asked her what she thought about boyfriend allowance in a relationship and she said it's a ridiculous practice. Something my ex use to do with ease, please I can't settle for less.

@PenTitan @Prestigious_Gt It is not easy to sound stupid aswear. How these girls do take do am?

Many guys trying to tweet like women now, but most are really struggling to come up with tweets because men are not that stupid. Being selfish, entitled and delusional at the same time is something only women can do. Men were never built that way

@BigsamFG @the_Lawrenz Exactly, you don't expect him to wear a dress another woman bought for him😂😂😂

@the_Lawrenz You have to order ZTTW outfit for him to look good for you.

If you want to take a fine boy out on a date, please come prepared. This is not a charity organization. First, you’ll need to sponsor his outfit. A fine boy cannot be appearing in last week’s drip, he has standards. Next, pay his barber because the fade won’t cut itself. After that, arrange pickup from his house. Transportation is part of the romance. Remember, this is a fine boy we are talking about. The competition is intense. Applications are plenty. So if you’re not ready to invest, kindly step aside and allow serious contenders to proceed. These are simply the bare minimum requirements. I have spoken.

@_toluwalope @the_Lawrenz Things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am—@1meajay

“The confidence is astronomical. This man woke up and chose to be a liability out loud. Outfit, barber, transport, all before the date even starts. Are you a business proposal? The audacity to call this bare minimum when you have not mentioned one thing you are bringing to the table. Fine is not a personality and it is definitely not a contribution. The women who will run from this post are safe. The ones who agree will learn.”

@Wizarab10 Things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am—@1meajay

Be mindful of hurting men. If a man goes naked at midnight, holds his penis and swear for you, it will catch you. God always answer men's prayers.