The Cheeseburglar 🇺🇸🌲🦞🏳️‍🌈

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

@ericszyszka I would happily pay several American dollars to have commentary tracks for the entire Skywalker saga. Just putting that out there.

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Charles Embezzlement Cheese

For fuck’s sake. Socialism is NOT Communism Capitalism – anybody can be rich Communism – nobody can be rich Socialism – anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor

Centrists: The left needs to win the argument *Zohran starts winning the argument* Centrists: This man is brown and scary

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

LBJ if he were still alive:

People who live in small towns are scared of cities, and people who live in cities are scared of small towns. People who have lived in both are only scared of small towns.

just gonna leave this here

Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today

this is going to ruin the tour.

imagine drunk driving this

@GeneralGrevio13 Roger, roger.

I finally have enough followers to say "CRUSH THEM! MAKE THEM SUFFER!!!" And have all my comments say 'Roger, Roger'.

@jdlogistcs Lewiston Lobster

They have special fucked up hot dogs on the Amtrak Downeaster service not found anywhere else in the network

@valcolyte Front and center.

i love it, but it not having the main character of the original trilogy……