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what the shit
@twiddledumbbb
If you’re here from a comment section for screenshots, we have a selection of finger foods for visitors on the table to your left.
Katılım Ekim 2014
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@ronnasaurus @i_am_susie Can finally watch her millionaire matchmaker in peace for one goddamn hour 😭😭
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@i_am_susie She’s probably glad she got to watch her show and drink her wine in peace now 😭
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@soyyy_fercha @thechosenberg Do you think smelling means something different than what it actually means or
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@thechosenberg Why do you need to compare your sister to her on the first place??? And also your weird... why your smelling her at all... did she ask you to smell her? if not, please quit it.
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@naikosworld @wintourvfx @jadawadas LMFAO “watch your tone” she says 😭😭 ok
If you seen both sides then why the fuck you sitting here asking me where the smoke is for them then.
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@CapitalEffingME @pizzabagels4eva @loookatmeimkiad Watch the toe get sewn back on and cut off in every episode💀
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@pizzabagels4eva @loookatmeimkiad And then ripped said toe off again lmao
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@theannikaj @1800clockit See this is what pisses me off, the writing is so bad that people are having to literally make shit up about what happened in the time jump just to make it make sense.
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@1800clockit my guess is after his dad was exposed his mom forced him to go to therapy and thats what i will continue to choose to believe
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@wintourvfx @jadawadas Can’t just not like somebody these days 💀
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@jadawadas it’s genuinely transphobia like this girl has been getting hate for nothing all season when she hasn’t even fucking had screen time it’s so wild
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@Jamez1988 Hi James, the original poster used AI to edit the bacon to appear raw. This is not a real photo!
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Hey @DoorDash_Help and @McDonalds, I was delivered raw bacon today. Support says they 'can't' process a refund for a literal health hazard. This is a safety issue. Can someone actually help?

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@Two_Stacks @BlackLanterrn And as a bonus he gets the toe sewn back on a second time just for them to cut it off again 😭
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@twiddledumbbb @BlackLanterrn Next week they taking an ear 😭😭😭
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@phomolo_phmz @luxemiaa Was he not at the exact same fucking party where said pie was available or
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@luxemiaa So you didn’t think to cut two slices and bring one for him too? So hypocritical. I think you are as selfish as him.
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When I was 7 months pregnant, my husband and I went to a party and they had cherry pie. I brought one slice home specifically for myself because at that stage of pregnancy I thought about food constantly.
I put it in the fridge, went to bed, and fully planned on eating it the next day.
The next morning I woke up already thinking about that pie. I walked to the kitchen excited, opened the fridge, and the container was empty.
That man ate it.
Not even after a few days. Not after asking me if I still wanted it. This happened within hours.
I just stood there staring into the fridge trying to process what I was seeing. Then I started crying so hard he thought something actually terrible had happened.
And honestly I still defend my.......
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@upshine3 I always swear i dont notice my meds until they leave my system after forgetting a few days. And then I’m like oh yeah this is why I used to hate myself
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@euphoriacentral @HBO Let the shit die bruh it’s just sign after sign
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@Thinkwert you called their writing strained while straining to fit 'parsimonious' into a reddit comment.
the original sentence is grammatically correct and could be interpreted by a middle school child.
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Doesn’t help that whoever wrote the sentence doesn’t *quite* understand how to use the word “silhouette.”
شرقزده sharghzadeh@sharghzadeh
A large percentage of young people are functionally illiterate because schools abandoned phonics in favor of sight reading
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